Is Not jokes
My wife is not only gone like gonorrhea, she is also gone because of my (and now her) gonorrhea.
Jesus got rejected. A few years later he died. He came back just to lose his virginity because even Jesus is not a fucking cunt.
Get off this site and go have some sex, you fucking virgins.
Stephen Hawking is intelligent.
He is not as green as he is cabbage.
If you are a student at law school, a law professor can charge you up to $98,998.00 for one semester.
If the law professor is very late and is not punctual to teach you anything about law in his class, should a law student be able to charge the law professor a certain amount of money for not being able to teach his class because he is off task and not being punctual? Is your time precious too?
If the law professor is Polish, now you know the reason why you should never go to a law school that has a "dumb polack" for a law professor.
Sorry for your luck; it sucks to be you!
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
this is me
Why can't orphans ever be criminals?
He is not wanted.
Hi Gwen, how is life!
A. Bad, lame, and suckish.
B. Good, awesome, and you are loved!
C. Perfect!
I'm guessing that your life is NOT B nor C! Man, you're such an asshole!
A suicide bomber's biggest fear is not exploding.
Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)
Guys, this is not funny. Stop.
Why can't dwarfs go to space? Because NASA is not sending monkeys into space anymore.
Two friends are arguing and one friend says, "Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs, ands, or buts about it."
And the other friend says, "Butt he is."
What do you call a gay man that is not physically handicapped that performs blowjobs on gay men that are physically handicapped?
Caregiver.
Abortion is not murder, it's just canceling your preorder.
Dad: I'm dying.
Son: Hi dying, I'm [name].
Dad: Really, now is not the time.
Son: I'm sorry.
Dad: Hi sorry, I'm Dad. (dies)
People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!
People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!
My sister is the weird dark one and emo of the family. I'm the bright happy one. Once in 3rd grade, I got a huge A on mine, and my sis got a D-.
In the playground near a tree, we were sitting and playing. I said, "Hey, a C- is not that bad," and raised my hand up to give her a high five, but she left me hanging.
This is not a joke, Tom. I'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual, I don't like you.
9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.
The professor said, "I think this question raises a few problems."
The student replied, "That is not a question; that is an answer."