Introduction jokes

I say hi to Sans. Sans shows his hand and says, "It's hand to meet you," and we both laugh.

My girl is so cute when she sleeps. I watch her all the time... Tomorrow I might say hi to her for the first time.

"Knife to meet you all!"

My d*ck is hard, what's your name?

Hi, I am Bill.

How does a lady with stage 3 cancer introduce herself?

"Hey y'all, I'm Diane."

Hi, I'm Hi.

All school meeting introductions:

Grade School: “Welcome Girls and Boys!”

Middle School: “Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome!”

High School: “Fingerers and fingerees.”

Hi, I'm Yeff.

Hi, my name is Jeff.

Hi. I am Joe.

Person you don't know, my name.

I brought my girlfriend home and introduced her to my family. My kids liked her, but my wife seemed upset.

I've decided to marry a pencil. I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.