I say hi to Sans. Sans shows his hand and says, "It's hand to meet you," and we both laugh.
Introduction Jokes
My girl is so cute when she sleeps. I watch her all the time... Tomorrow I might say hi to her for the first time.
"Knife to meet you all!"
My d*ck is hard, what's your name?
Hi, I am Bill.
How does a lady with stage 3 cancer introduce herself?
"Hey y'all, I'm Diane."
Hi, I'm Hi.
All school meeting introductions:
Grade School: “Welcome Girls and Boys!”
Middle School: “Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome!”
High School: “Fingerers and fingerees.”
Hi, I'm Yeff.
Hi, my name is Jeff.
Hi. I am Joe.
Person you don't know, my name.
I brought my girlfriend home and introduced her to my family. My kids liked her, but my wife seemed upset.
I've decided to marry a pencil. I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.