Internet

Internet Jokes

Firewall

Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls?

They don't have water.

Hacker

My local hacker contacted me and told me that he hacked my computer.

I responded, “Show me proof.” He provided the username and password for my email account, bank account, video game accounts, and social media accounts. To be honest, that is the fastest “Forgot Password” procedure I’ve ever done.

Guy

A guy who just got robbed says, "I've been hacked, and the hacker ransomware!"

Password

To stop my password from getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: "StrongBrazilianNut111".

Orphan

Why do orphans suck at web design?

They don’t know what a home page is.

Spider

What did mommy spider say to baby spider?

You spend too much time on the web.

Uwu

Here are 4 different ways to do UwU.

1. UwU 2. OwO 3. OwU 4. UwO

Account

Hi, I am just wondering who went into my account, 'cause I've changed my password, by the way.

Work

I've tried to like all of your jokes. They are funny 😆 and joshisboss, you are awesome. Keep up the good work 👍!

Website

Hi guys, I just found this website. I got emailed by joshisboss or something. Have a great day! 👍