Internet

Internet Jokes

My local hacker contacted me and told me that he hacked my computer.

I responded, “Show me proof.” He provided the username and password for my email account, bank account, video game accounts, and social media accounts. To be honest, that is the fastest “Forgot Password” procedure I’ve ever done.

A guy who just got robbed says, "I've been hacked, and the hacker ransomware!"

To stop my password from getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: "StrongBrazilianNut111".