I would roast you but burning trash is bad for the environment.
I would roast you but you don’t have any meat!
Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression... It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiiii fuck ur mom
Mom! Mom! My classmates called me an orphan! -
Tell world best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry😈
This is bullshit! Stop showing cheesy and dumb jokes! This website is for dark humer, insults and morbid! All of you who don’t talk about the following go die!
What did the racist cod player say to yo mama?
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Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat
I told her do a wheelie
Yo forehead so large it has its own gravitational pull
"Hey kid why are you so fat" "Why did you insult him thats not nice" "It wont matter hes def"
Me : Hey, say I am ugly for a billion pounds - Them : Your ugly - Me : Sorry I am not a mirror.
My brother called me short and ugly so i called him an ambulance.
your foreheads so big even barry wood sayed wow thats huge
Your hairline’s so far back you need binoculars to see it.
I would roast you, but your mirror does every time you look into it.
Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password.. Me: Sorry mate it's so short get a longer one 🤣
Your forehead is so big your inner thought echo
Your forehead is so big Mastermind got jealous
My girlfriend called me a bot in fortnite, so I called her sandwich maker 3000
Little Johnny was playing with his train and said all you motherf*ckers who want to get off get off and all you motherf*ckers who want to get on get on his mother here's him and said is that you cussing. The mother said go to your room for 1 hour little Johnny goes to his room then little johnny comes back one hour later and said all you motherf*ckers who wanna get off get off and all you motherf*ckers who wanna get on get on and if you wanna know about the 1 hour delay go ask the b*tch in the kitchen.
