Insult jokes
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your daddy is gay, So are you!
The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.
Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.
Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought you can mix too.
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.
What do you call an idiot?
An absolute imbecile.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.
Why'd my grandpa fall over?
'Cause I clapped his cheeks, fool!
Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.
Me: And I don't speak idiot language.
Your mom is so ugly, you look like her. Oh, got 'em!
I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.
You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.
You're so ugly you got stuff for free.
You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.
You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.
You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.
Yo mamma sucks!
You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.
Roses are red, violets are blue. Your dad is gay, so are you.
You are so poor, when I pass you, you ask for spare change, and I was poor, too.
Ur mum—oh wait, you don't have that.
Yo mama is so ugly, her self-portraits hanged themselves.
Your forehead is so big, it's a $20 taxi ride from your hairline to your eyebrows.
Your forehead is so big even ash couldn’t catch it.