Insult jokes
I see a worm. Oh, no, it's just your hairline!
TJ's hairline is so far back his friends don't even want to talk to his ugly ass!
Your hairline be lookin' like my negative bank account balance -1,000,000.
Your hairline be looking like the Great Recession.
Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.
Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.
Yo mama so fat, she takes up the whole bed.
Your hairline goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there.
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your daddy is gay, So are you!
The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.
Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.
Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought you can mix too.
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.
What do you call an idiot?
An absolute imbecile.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.
Why'd my grandpa fall over?
'Cause I clapped his cheeks, fool!
Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.
Me: And I don't speak idiot language.
Your mom is so ugly, you look like her. Oh, got 'em!
I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.