Insult jokes
"Your ass must be jealous of all that shit that comes out of your mouth."
Tyler is ugly.
If you are called Tyler, change your name.
Your hair is so far back, you left it at your last address.
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa saw it before you!
Jesus was drinking when he made you.
You're so ugly, you made Hello Kitty say, "Goodbye."
Your hairline goes back to when your dad left you.
My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas.
Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
You are fat.
Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.
Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.
Your mama is so ugly, her reflection ran away!
Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!
Your mamma so fat, Thanos clapped 4 times.
Yo mama so fat, she sat on my dick and broke it.
1+1 answer 2 said all the kids, but 1 kid said 5. Then I said your mom feels embarrassed because everyday you look into the mirror, you see how empty your brain is.
“In yo mama.”
Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.