Insult jokes

Yo mom's so old, she was happily accepted into the museum.

I know 5 fat people, and your mama is 4 of them.

My friend called me a dick earlier. I said, "You are what you eat." He then proceeded to run away from me.

What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?

"That rotten asshole split on me again!"

Name a nut. You because are nuts.

Suck my balls!

Make like your hairline and scram!

To all my haters, keep sucking. I'm about to cum.

Your forehead is so big that your face touches your chin.

Enyaw’s fanny smells of dirty, moist, fishy, rotten egg, dead Elizabeth, pig dick, cow cum filth.

Dirty bitch!

Ur mom is emo.

Me: "Cya"

Mom: "Where ya going?"

Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."

Mum: ...

Your hairline is so far back, it left before your dad.

Your hairline is so far back that I hate it! 🤣

I think your hairline is too stupid.

Your face looks like my butt, but it looks like you.

I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.

"Float like a cracker, sting like a beaner!"

Yo mama so ugly that she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.

Your hairline is so far back that I didn’t know you had a hairline.