Insult jokes
You're so ugly, you made Hello Kitty say, "Goodbye."
Your hairline goes back to when your dad left you.
My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas.
Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
You are fat.
Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.
Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.
Your mama is so ugly, her reflection ran away!
Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!
Your mamma so fat, Thanos clapped 4 times.
Yo mama so fat, she sat on my dick and broke it.
1+1 answer 2 said all the kids, but 1 kid said 5. Then I said your mom feels embarrassed because everyday you look into the mirror, you see how empty your brain is.
“In yo mama.”
Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale said: "OOOWWWWW!!!! Get off me, you overweight bucket of lard."
Your forehead and your hairline must be great friends, because they go way back.
My wife called me a pedo. That's a big word for a 6 year old.
I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.