B b b b bird bird bird, the bird banged your mom!
Your forehead is so big, Mastermind got jealous.
Yo mama is so fat and old, when Jesus said "Let there be Light!" he told your mama to move out of the way!
My girlfriend called me a "bot" in Fortnite, so I called her "sandwich maker 3000."
What do you call a retard with a boner? A slowpoke.
Jaylie 😠: I don't care, what he said was so out of line!
Harvey 😁: It's funny!
Jaylie😠 : He said "Stupid, silly bitch face I raised! I should have known!" That's not funny, Harv!
Harvey 🙁: Come on Jay. Give Chris a chance?
Jaylie 🙄: Sorry but I'm a stupid, silly bitch face he raised. He should have known!
Harvey😟: That's not true!
Jaylie 😣: He even made fun of Kalierien. She is so sensitive!
Harvey 😡: SHUSH!!!!
Kalierien😡: Hi guys, how's your day?
Harvey😁: Good!
Jaylie 🤬: Mine was like living in hell!
Kalierien: 🤬SAME!!!!!
Little Johnny was playing with his train and said, "All you motherf*ckers who want to get off, get off, and all you motherf*ckers who want to get on, get on." His mother hears him and asks, "Is that you cussing?" The mother said, "Go to your room for 1 hour." Little Johnny goes to his room, then comes back one hour later and said, "All you motherf*ckers who wanna get off, get off, and all you motherf*ckers who wanna get on, get on, and if you wanna know about the 1 hour delay, go ask the b*tch in the kitchen."
Yo mama is so ugly she's the reason why Batman fights crime at night.
yo mama so stupid she climbed up a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
"You look like you've lost some weight."
"Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!"
Yo mama’s official weight (in tonnes)
99593927273949592827385959599282738595939282759593827395828192948472937593817294728275957292739584728459398284854982835884838285849292857483838385838294958483823884958383947391959593817495827394858272959573939488492949595837829374758483848497483919396849294858203957293858930375938475937393949292949848215722935375838283848382883839393949583929459939294949493928174759284759927495910305838385848292958293959.
Bully: "I would roast you but my mom told me not to burn trash."
Me: "So that's why you haven't burnt yourself yet." 🤔
WARNING OFFENSIVE: What is the difference between a redhead and a brick? ... A brick gets laid.
If I wanted to kill myself, I would just climb up your ego and jump down to your IQ.
The dick said to the ass, "this place is a shit hole."
The ass replied, "Yes, but you still keep coming."
School sucks, just like you, get roasted nerds.
I'd hit you, but I don't want to go to jail for animal abuse.
Me: You stupid. Guy: You straight. Me: Sorry, I'm not a mirror.
If you need help, you will need trash, 'cause you the trash.
There's something on your chin... no, the 3rd one.
