Insult jokes
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You a dumb a** b*tch, We all know it's true.
The bully says, "Your mom!" The girl says, "Is sleeping with your dad."
Bully says, "You are DISGUSTING!!!!!!"
The girl says, "Just like your face."
What do you call a flat-chested emo? A cutting board.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't wanna say this, but nobody cares about you.
Roses are red, violets are blue. You belong in a zoo, but don't worry, I'll be there too. Just not in a cage, I'll be laughing at you.
Yes, I have gained weight. I have also gained more brains. Do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.
Your hairline goes so far back your dad didn't leave.
Your hairline goes so far back, we learned about it in history class.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile, I said that's a big word for a seven year old.
"Deez nutz" are a hairline.
Wanna hear a joke?
No, I'm already looking at one.
Bully: I wouldn't bother wasting my time on a shit person like you.
Me: At least I have a brain unlike you.
Bully: Well at least I have a mom unlike you.
Me: Well your mom is so fat that she got stuck in her car and started bleeding Nutella?
Bully: How would you know that?
Me: Because she told me herself.
Bully: How exactly?
Me: She's on the phone right now.
Phone: *High pitched animal noises*
Me: Told you so!
Bully: I wasn't talking to you.
Me: Then why are you listening?
Roses are red, violets are blue, you are so ugly that no one likes you.
Your hairline is so far back it was friends with the dinosaurs!
Roses are red, violets are blue, You'll suck my dick 'cause I'm stronger than you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll f*ck your mom, and you'll be next.
You're so clapped that you make Susan Boyle attractive.
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as "grandpa."