Insult jokes

Pick up lines.

"One fish, two fish, three fish, I’m breaking up with you, b*tch!"

"Hey there little mister, I’m dating your sister."

If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"

Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.

Yo momma!

I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one.

Delyla is a bitch.

Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!

Roses are red, violets are blue. I see you, I see you; you would have to work out.

"I have a three-head."

"I have a four-head."

Bald people have a seven-head.

Yo mom's so old, she was happily accepted into the museum.

I know 5 fat people, and your mama is 4 of them.

My friend called me a dick earlier. I said, "You are what you eat." He then proceeded to run away from me.

What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?

"That rotten asshole split on me again!"

Name a nut. You because are nuts.

Suck my balls!

Make like your hairline and scram!

To all my haters, keep sucking. I'm about to cum.

Your forehead is so big that your face touches your chin.

Enyaw’s fanny smells of dirty, moist, fishy, rotten egg, dead Elizabeth, pig dick, cow cum filth.

Dirty bitch!

Ur mom is emo.