Insensitivity jokes
I have a heart, alright. I just happen to see a mere hollow shell of one coming from you.
There are people weirder looking than me.
Like who?
Like people with Down syndrome.
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person?
I'd ask what's up, but it's definitely not you!
What’s the difference between your boyfriend and a condom?
A. Condoms have evolved. They’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.
So, we are in class right, and the teacher has a metal leg. Every year she gets the question of, "Do metal detectors beep every time you walk by them?" She heard this question to the point where she just says yes without hesitation.
Once she had said yes, two kids in the back started laughing.
Teacher: Ok alright, take it a little bit more seriously would you?
Kid: Oh, we're not laughing at that.
Kid_2: We're laughing at cancer.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?
A baked potato.
So the other day, I saw a child in a wheelchair.
He was getting bullied a lot, so I came up and said, "Why don't you stand up to those bullies?"
What do you call a bunch of bi-racial, retarded kids? Mixed vegetables.
I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great, but when I tell them to others, they tend to crash and burn.
*Hears the news about Sandy Hook* Person 1: "God, I can only imagine what was going through those kids' heads in the last moments of their lives..."
Person 2: "Probably Bullets."
Person 1: "OMG!! Can you even think of what their parents are going through?!"
Person 2: "Probably Coffin Brochures."
Person 1: "...."
Person 2: "It's called dark humor. Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it."
My friend's mother thought a kid who had autism and Down syndrome called him a "double down."
Stop making autism jokes, calling us "retards". It is cool.
If a midget with down syndrome shows up late for work, is it okay to say she's a little tardy?
Man, this walk is really good. Oh wait, you can't.
So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.
What has more brains than the Columbine students? The wall behind them, xD.
You're dead inside.
(Stabs him 23 times)
So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back...
Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.
Come on guys, it's not nice to make fun of autism. I mean really, the Riot devs try their best, but just because they have autism does not mean you can make fun of them. Make fun of them for something else, like their Down syndrome.