Insensitivity jokes

I'm doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled.

It's called "spastics on elastics."

I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don't understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, "what's so sad?" and she said "What do you think was running through these kid's heads before they died?" I replied "probably a bullet". She gasped and said "do you have any idea how insensitive that is? What do you think is running through their parent's heads?" I said "probably all the money they're losing from this funeral."

My friend committed suicide yesterday... At least he went out with a bang.

If a midget with down syndrome shows up late for work, is it okay to say she's a little tardy?

What do you call a retard in a house fire?

Flame Retardant.

*Hears the news about Sandy Hook* Person 1: "God, I can only imagine what was going through those kids' heads in the last moments of their lives..."

Person 2: "Probably Bullets."

Person 1: "OMG!! Can you even think of what their parents are going through?!"

Person 2: "Probably Coffin Brochures."

Person 1: "...."

Person 2: "It's called dark humor. Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it."

I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great, but when I tell them to others, they tend to crash and burn.

What do you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?

A baked potato.

Congrats to George Floyd on 2 years sobriety.

I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don’t understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, "what’s so sad?" and she said, "What do you think was running through these kid’s head before they died?" I replied, "probably a bullet." She gasped and said, "do you have any idea how insensitive that is? What do you think is running through their parent’s heads?" I said "probably all the money they're losing from this funeral."

Why did Helen Keller sign the n-word?

She thought she was black.

Today is the day of 9/11, and we were in class making jokes, and somebody said, "That's sad." I was like, "Why?" And they said, "Today is the day the towers went down." I said, "Just like I did on your mum last night."

So the other day, I saw a child in a wheelchair.

He was getting bullied a lot, so I came up and said, "Why don't you stand up to those bullies?"

My friend's mother thought a kid who had autism and Down syndrome called him a "double down."

What has more brains than the Columbine students? The wall behind them, xD.

I ran over some crippled kids. I told [them] to walk it off!

What do you call a bunch of bi-racial, retarded kids? Mixed vegetables.

One day at school, I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.

The next day at school, I made fun of an orphan.

What’s the difference between your boyfriend and a condom?

A. Condoms have evolved. They’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.

What did the kid with Down syndrome say to his friend?

Nothing, he had no friends.