I'm doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled.
It's called "spastics on elastics."
I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don't understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, "what's so sad?" and she said "What do you think was running through these kid's heads before they died?" I replied "probably a bullet". She gasped and said "do you have any idea how insensitive that is? What do you think is running through their parent's heads?" I said "probably all the money they're losing from this funeral."
My friend committed suicide yesterday... At least he went out with a bang.
If a midget with down syndrome shows up late for work, is it okay to say she's a little tardy?
What do you call a retard in a house fire?
Flame Retardant.
I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great, but when I tell them to others, they tend to crash and burn.
*Hears the news about Sandy Hook* Person 1: "God, I can only imagine what was going through those kids' heads in the last moments of their lives..."
Person 2: "Probably Bullets."
Person 1: "OMG!! Can you even think of what their parents are going through?!"
Person 2: "Probably Coffin Brochures."
Person 1: "...."
Person 2: "It's called dark humor. Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it."
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?
A baked potato.
I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don’t understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, "what’s so sad?" and she said, "What do you think was running through these kid’s head before they died?" I replied, "probably a bullet." She gasped and said, "do you have any idea how insensitive that is? What do you think is running through their parent’s heads?" I said "probably all the money they're losing from this funeral."
Why did Helen Keller sign the n-word?
She thought she was black.
Today is the day of 9/11, and we were in class making jokes, and somebody said, "That's sad." I was like, "Why?" And they said, "Today is the day the towers went down." I said, "Just like I did on your mum last night."
So the other day, I saw a child in a wheelchair.
He was getting bullied a lot, so I came up and said, "Why don't you stand up to those bullies?"
My friend's mother thought a kid who had autism and Down syndrome called him a "double down."
What has more brains than the Columbine students? The wall behind them, xD.
I ran over some crippled kids. I told [them] to walk it off!
What do you call a bunch of bi-racial, retarded kids? Mixed vegetables.
One day at school, I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.
The next day at school, I made fun of an orphan.
what did the kid with down syndrome say to his friend? -nothing, he had no friends.
What’s the difference between your boyfriend and a condom?
A. Condoms have evolved. They’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.
So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.
