Insensitivity jokes

There are people weirder looking than me.

Like who?

Like people with Down syndrome.

What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person?

I'd ask what's up, but it's definitely not you!

So, you're human, huh? Well, I'm a skeleton, so not much gets under my skin.

I have a heart, alright. I just happen to see a mere hollow shell of one coming from you.

What’s the difference between your boyfriend and a condom?

A. Condoms have evolved. They’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.

Stop making autism jokes, calling us "retards". It is cool.

What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?

"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."

So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.

So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back...

Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.

So, we are in class right, and the teacher has a metal leg. Every year she gets the question of, "Do metal detectors beep every time you walk by them?" She heard this question to the point where she just says yes without hesitation.

Once she had said yes, two kids in the back started laughing.

Teacher: Ok alright, take it a little bit more seriously would you?

Kid: Oh, we're not laughing at that.

Kid_2: We're laughing at cancer.

You're dead inside.

(Stabs him 23 times)

So, my best friend's boyfriend broke up with her, and she started to cry.

So I told her a "single" joke, then she said, "Go and fucking die, you insensitive bitch!"

I later said, "Ugh, fine, as your BFF, I will break his body for you—happy now?"

She said, "*sniff* yes."

What do you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?

A baked potato.

My friend's mother thought a kid who had autism and Down syndrome called him a "double down."

Come on guys, it's not nice to make fun of autism. I mean really, the Riot devs try their best, but just because they have autism does not mean you can make fun of them. Make fun of them for something else, like their Down syndrome.

What do you call a bunch of bi-racial, retarded kids? Mixed vegetables.

If a midget with down syndrome shows up late for work, is it okay to say she's a little tardy?

*Hears the news about Sandy Hook* Person 1: "God, I can only imagine what was going through those kids' heads in the last moments of their lives..."

Person 2: "Probably Bullets."

Person 1: "OMG!! Can you even think of what their parents are going through?!"

Person 2: "Probably Coffin Brochures."

Person 1: "...."

Person 2: "It's called dark humor. Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it."

So the other day, I saw a child in a wheelchair.

He was getting bullied a lot, so I came up and said, "Why don't you stand up to those bullies?"

I ran over some crippled kids. I told [them] to walk it off!