Insensitivity jokes

Why did Helen Keller sign the n-word?

She thought she was black.

What did the kid with Down syndrome say to his friend?

Nothing, he had no friends.

My friend's mother thought a kid who had autism and Down syndrome called him a "double down."

Man: Okay, tell me a joke without the expense of anyone's feelings.

Me: Okay, so an Asian...

My friend committed suicide yesterday... At least he went out with a bang.

If a midget with down syndrome shows up late for work, is it okay to say she's a little tardy?

Congrats to George Floyd on 2 years sobriety.

Stop making autism jokes, calling us "retards". It is cool.

So, you're human, huh? Well, I'm a skeleton, so not much gets under my skin.

I ran over some crippled kids. I told [them] to walk it off!

So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.

So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back...

Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.

So, my best friend's boyfriend broke up with her, and she started to cry.

So I told her a "single" joke, then she said, "Go and fucking die, you insensitive bitch!"

I later said, "Ugh, fine, as your BFF, I will break his body for you—happy now?"

She said, "*sniff* yes."

You're dead inside.

(Stabs him 23 times)

Come on guys, it's not nice to make fun of autism. I mean really, the Riot devs try their best, but just because they have autism does not mean you can make fun of them. Make fun of them for something else, like their Down syndrome.

What do you call a retard in a house fire?

Flame Retardant.

I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don't understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, "what's so sad?" and she said "What do you think was running through these kid's heads before they died?" I replied "probably a bullet". She gasped and said "do you have any idea how insensitive that is? What do you think is running through their parent's heads?" I said "probably all the money they're losing from this funeral."