Insensitivity jokes

So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.

What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?

"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."

What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person?

I'd ask what's up, but it's definitely not you!

Man, this walk is really good. Oh wait, you can't.

What's the definition of rude?

Sticking a blind man in a corner and telling him to find his wife.

Stop making autism jokes, calling us "retards". It is cool.

Come on guys, it's not nice to make fun of autism. I mean really, the Riot devs try their best, but just because they have autism does not mean you can make fun of them. Make fun of them for something else, like their Down syndrome.

Man: Okay, tell me a joke without the expense of anyone's feelings.

Me: Okay, so an Asian...

So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back...

Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.

So, we are in class right, and the teacher has a metal leg. Every year she gets the question of, "Do metal detectors beep every time you walk by them?" She heard this question to the point where she just says yes without hesitation.

Once she had said yes, two kids in the back started laughing.

Teacher: Ok alright, take it a little bit more seriously would you?

Kid: Oh, we're not laughing at that.

Kid_2: We're laughing at cancer.

Stop ruining the jokes. It's called "worst jokes ever" for a reason. We all feel bad for orphans, but people like dark humor and joke about everyone, so quit being offended, please.

You're dead inside.

(Stabs him 23 times)

So, my best friend's boyfriend broke up with her, and she started to cry.

So I told her a "single" joke, then she said, "Go and fucking die, you insensitive bitch!"

I later said, "Ugh, fine, as your BFF, I will break his body for you—happy now?"

She said, "*sniff* yes."

There are people weirder looking than me.

Like who?

Like people with Down syndrome.

My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.