One day at school, I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.
The next day at school, I made fun of an orphan.
I ran over some crippled kids. I told [them] to walk it off!
So the other day, I saw a child in a wheelchair.
He was getting bullied a lot, so I came up and said, "Why don't you stand up to those bullies?"
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
What’s the difference between your boyfriend and a condom?
A. Condoms have evolved. They’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?
A baked potato.
I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great, but when I tell them to others, they tend to crash and burn.
Why did Helen Keller sign the n-word?
She thought she was black.
Man: Okay, tell me a joke without the expense of anyone's feelings.
Me: Okay, so an Asian...
So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back...
Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.
Stop ruining the jokes. It's called "worst jokes ever" for a reason. We all feel bad for orphans, but people like dark humor and joke about everyone, so quit being offended, please.
My friend committed suicide yesterday... At least he went out with a bang.
Today is the day of 9/11, and we were in class making jokes, and somebody said, "That's sad." I was like, "Why?" And they said, "Today is the day the towers went down." I said, "Just like I did on your mum last night."
I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don’t understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, "what’s so sad?" and she said, "What do you think was running through these kid’s head before they died?" I replied, "probably a bullet." She gasped and said, "do you have any idea how insensitive that is? What do you think is running through their parent’s heads?" I said "probably all the money they're losing from this funeral."
What's the definition of rude?
Sticking a blind man in a corner and telling him to find his wife.
You're dead inside.
(Stabs him 23 times)
What do you call a bunch of bi-racial, retarded kids? Mixed vegetables.
*Hears the news about Sandy Hook* Person 1: "God, I can only imagine what was going through those kids' heads in the last moments of their lives..."
Person 2: "Probably Bullets."
Person 1: "OMG!! Can you even think of what their parents are going through?!"
Person 2: "Probably Coffin Brochures."
Person 1: "...."
Person 2: "It's called dark humor. Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it."
