Insensitivity jokes
I have a heart, alright. I just happen to see a mere hollow shell of one coming from you.
Man, this walk is really good. Oh wait, you can't.
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person?
I'd ask what's up, but it's definitely not you!
There are people weirder looking than me.
Like who?
Like people with Down syndrome.
One day at school, I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.
The next day at school, I made fun of an orphan.
I ran over some crippled kids. I told [them] to walk it off!
So the other day, I saw a child in a wheelchair.
He was getting bullied a lot, so I came up and said, "Why don't you stand up to those bullies?"
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
What’s the difference between your boyfriend and a condom?
A. Condoms have evolved. They’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?
A baked potato.
I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great, but when I tell them to others, they tend to crash and burn.
Congrats to George Floyd on 2 years sobriety.
Why did Helen Keller sign the n-word?
She thought she was black.
Man: Okay, tell me a joke without the expense of anyone's feelings.
Me: Okay, so an Asian...
So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back...
Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.
Stop ruining the jokes. It's called "worst jokes ever" for a reason. We all feel bad for orphans, but people like dark humor and joke about everyone, so quit being offended, please.
My friend committed suicide yesterday... At least he went out with a bang.
Today is the day of 9/11, and we were in class making jokes, and somebody said, "That's sad." I was like, "Why?" And they said, "Today is the day the towers went down." I said, "Just like I did on your mum last night."