Insensitivity jokes

There are people weirder looking than me.

Like who?

Like people with Down syndrome.

One day at school, I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.

The next day at school, I made fun of an orphan.

I ran over some crippled kids. I told [them] to walk it off!

So the other day, I saw a child in a wheelchair.

He was getting bullied a lot, so I came up and said, "Why don't you stand up to those bullies?"

My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.

What’s the difference between your boyfriend and a condom?

A. Condoms have evolved. They’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.

What do you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?

A baked potato.

I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great, but when I tell them to others, they tend to crash and burn.

Why did Helen Keller sign the n-word?

She thought she was black.

Man: Okay, tell me a joke without the expense of anyone's feelings.

Me: Okay, so an Asian...

So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.

What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?

"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."

So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back...

Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.

Stop ruining the jokes. It's called "worst jokes ever" for a reason. We all feel bad for orphans, but people like dark humor and joke about everyone, so quit being offended, please.

My friend committed suicide yesterday... At least he went out with a bang.

Today is the day of 9/11, and we were in class making jokes, and somebody said, "That's sad." I was like, "Why?" And they said, "Today is the day the towers went down." I said, "Just like I did on your mum last night."

I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don’t understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, "what’s so sad?" and she said, "What do you think was running through these kid’s head before they died?" I replied, "probably a bullet." She gasped and said, "do you have any idea how insensitive that is? What do you think is running through their parent’s heads?" I said "probably all the money they're losing from this funeral."

What's the definition of rude?

Sticking a blind man in a corner and telling him to find his wife.

Stop making autism jokes, calling us "retards". It is cool.

You're dead inside.

(Stabs him 23 times)