Indians jokes

There was an Indian riding in the desert when he saw a little blond-haired white girl up ahead. He heard her crying. So he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her, "Hey, what’s going on? Why are you crying? Where are your parents? What happened?"

The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The bandidos came, killed my father, my brothers, then my mother, and raped my sister."

The Indian just laughed, untied and dropped his breechcloth, then said, “Guess this isn’t your day, is it?”

Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry, except fat people eat many more portions.

Why do Indians hate snow?

Because it's white and all over their land.

3 men walk up to Indians, one American, one Muslim, and one African American. The Indians say, "We're all gonna kill you." One of the men asks why. The Indian says, "So we can use your skin to make kyanks." He also says, "Y'all decide how you die." The Muslim says, "I want to drown," so they drown him. The African American says, "Shoot me." And the American grabs a fork and starts poking himself everywhere, I mean everywhere. The Indian said, "What's the point of this?" and the American says, "F**k your kyanks."

What do you call a stupid male Indian?

"Anshu-man."

What do you call a cringey Indian man? A Cringian.

Sorry, the joke is bad :(

Two Indians talk over a long distance using smoke signals.

In the middle of the conversation, a nuclear bomb explodes behind one of them, and a huge cloud of smoke rises silently into the sky.

The other Indian signals with smoke: "Not so loud!"

One day a Chief was talking to his son... "Son," the father said, "Long ago the Woman didn't have anybody to take her to BINGO. So, the Creator put the Woman to sleep and cut off her butt cheeks and made her a Man. That's why today Indian Women have no butt, and the Men are called Buttheads!"

Why can’t Indian women drive?

They’re too used to riding their camels.

What do you call your Indian best friend who is the ABSOLUTE BEST at cunnilingus? A Curry Muncher.

How does an Indian open his car?

"Boot, boot!" (in an Indian accent)

Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.

What did the Indian boy say to his mother as he left for school? -- "Mumbai!"

What do Indian hip hop artists eat?

Rice rice baby.

What do you call an Indian plane that comes back?

A Boomerang.

If you are talking to an Indian and notice a red dot appear on their forehead, be careful of what you said... They are recording it down... Careful... (no offense) pure joke.

How do you blow up an Indian person?

You press the red button.