Indians jokes
Two Indians went to a fine restaurant. They ordered parathas with curry. HAHAHAHAHA
Two Indians are walking beside a river...
One reaches down into the mud and runs it through his fingers.
"The White Man was here."
"How can you tell?"
"We're speaking English, aren’t we?"
Why can't Indians play football? Because every time they take a corner, they make a shop.
Why did an Indian cross the road?
To take a shit.
What’s the difference between an Indian and Jewish person?
An Indian person is burnt after death.
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
My Indian wife said last night if her fanny would taste like vindaloo curry, I said I've smelt your fucking armpits, you've got no chance.
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To run away from the Pakistani.
What do you call a lost Indian woman? Ms. Singh.
Two old Indian ladies out picking potatoes, one lady stops, staring at this huge potato, turning it round and round.
The other old lady says to her, "What are you doing?" She says, "These potatoes remind me of my husband's nuts."
She says, "Oh my, are they really that big?" She said, "No, they're that dirty. lololol"
How did the Indian suicide bomber blow himself up?
He pressed the red button.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
Community talk
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hey guys smb beef me where’s that fat Indian amy
mimi thought she ate when she called my INDIAN (terrorist 4.0) bestfriend a cracker like fuck SHE ATE ALL THE MF CRACKERS. LIKE OMFG U CANT BE CALLING SOMEONE A CRACKER IF THEY DONT FUCKING EXIST ANYMORE BC UR ASS ATE THEM ALL. ALSO. why is this bitch calling random ppl crackers when HER ASS IS WHITE. like can we not talk abt how shes just calling everyone the n word and this retard IS WHITE.