I was sitting on my own in a restaurant, when I saw a beautiful woman at another table. I sent her a bottle of the most expensive wine on the menu. She sent me a note, “I will not touch a drop of this wine unless you can assure me that you have seven inches in your pocket.” I wrote back, “Give me the wine. As gorgeous as you are, I'm not cutting off three inches for anyone.”
Why are women so bad at parking?
Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.
I was blessed with a 9 inch penis the priest is in jail now.
I’m not a weatherman, but I’m expecting a few more inches tonight.
There was a fish looking for a great meal, he looks above him and See's a fly. He thought ' If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal ' long story short A pussy gets wet
What is 6 inches tall when bricked up and is loved by women? A strong man’s biceps
Do you work at subway because you turn my 6 inch into a footlong
They say give a man an inch he'll take a mile what about women they don't have Dick's
how do you surprise 50 year old man? by putting a 12 inch dick through his ass. He said " best surprise ever"
Friend: I broke up with Sara.
Me: I know, she came over and I screwed her hard.
Friend: How did her p*ssy feel?
Me: After about 2 inches, it felt brand new.
Friend: What do you— HOLD UP. WHAT TF IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!?!
Store owner: u have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.
Kid: please.
Store owner: oh okay but get on ur tippy toes.
Kid: ever body is hugging
What is 6 inches and has nuts A snickers bar
what is 6 inches and its long and its long? a slim Jim
what is six inches,goes in your mouth,and it's fun when it vibrates.A TOOTH BRUSH.
what at least 6 inches long and goes in your mouth and its more fun if it vibrates ? a toothbrush
What has 2 arms 2 legs 2 eyes 2 breasts for milking and a hole to fill with my 9 inches? A sexy female
Your mama so fat when she grew an inch she pushed the earth down.
What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.
