in-between jokes

Little Johnny's mom is taking a shower. Little Johnny walks in and asks, "What is that in between your legs?" Mommy says, "That is my keyhole." The next day, Little Johnny sees his dad taking a shower and Little Johnny asks, "What is that in between your legs?" Daddy says, "That is my key." The next day Little Johnny says to his dad, "Looks like the neighbor has the key to Mommy's keyhole too."

What's similar between a priest and McDonald's?

They both shove their meat in between 10 year old buns.

What do you call the space in between Kim Kardashian's breasts?

Silicon Valley.

Why is the B so cool? Because it’s in between A and C.

A girl walked into a job interview. The interviewer said, "You are what we are looking for, but I need to test your skills." He hands her a pen. He said, "Sell me this pen." She puts it between her boobs.

What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?

One has more channels.

Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.

Uranus, ur-anus, your anus. Anus is what's in between your two buttocks.

Your legs are just like Oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat what's in between.

Little Johnny walked in on his mom in the shower and said, "What's that on your chest, Mom?" Mom said, "Those are my headlights." Johnny: "Oh. What's that in between your legs, Mom?" Mom: "Oh, that's my bush." Johnny: "Oh, OK." Next, he walked in on his dad in the shower. He said, "Dad, what's that in between your legs?" Dad: "Oh, that's my snake." Johnny: "Oh, OK." That night, little Johnny walks in on his parents going at it and said, "Mom, turn on his headlights, there's a snake going in your bush!"

Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.

What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both like putting their meat in between 5-year-old buns.

My wife wanted a boob job. I told her it was too expensive.

I told her all she has to do is take some toilet paper and rub it in between her boobs for a few days, and they would get bigger. She asked, "How is that supposed to work?"

I replied, "I don't know how it works, but it did a heck of a job on your ass!"

What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?

They both use 30-year-old meat in between two-year-old buns.

So we all know why 6 was afraid of 7, because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? It was in between 9/11.

What gets hard when tugged and fits perfectly in between boobs... A seatbelt.

What is the difference between an orphan and a candle?

One is used.

What is the difference between an orphan and a blanket?

One is actually used.

What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?

A belly button.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.

But then why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 11.