in-between jokes
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in between 9/11.
Autists either believe everything you tell them or are nonstop skeptics. There is no in-between.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But 10 was afraid, why? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
But then why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?
They both use 30-year-old meat in between two-year-old buns.
I said, "Are you half left or half right?"
"Neither! In-between."
"What?! In between your mom's tits when you go to sleep with her at night?"
If you're reading this, you are Nickel and Gallium......
Ni- ........*something else in between the two halves*................Ga
YOU FUCKING MONKEYS!
Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.
Are you a lollipop? Because I can suck on you all day.
Are you an Oreo? Because I eat the cream first.
Are you a microwave? Because I’m trying to keep you quiet at 3:00 am.
Are you a sprinkler? Cause every time I see you I get wet.
Are you makeup? Cause I’d spend hours doing you.
Are you a guitar? Because I’d love to hear the noises you make when I play with you.
Are you an elevator? Cause I wanna ride you up and down.
Most restaurants are closed at night, but your legs aren’t.
I’m not a cashier, but you got a couple of things I wanna check out.
Are you Cinderella? Because I can see that dress coming off at midnight.
Are you a calendar? Because I want to pin you against the wall.
I don’t know what’s gotten into me lately, but I hope it’s you.
Are you a doughnut? Cause I wanna fill you with cream.
Are you a garden? Cause I want to plant some seeds inside of you.
Do you sing in the shower? Because if so, I need a private ticket of your concert.
Are your legs the twin towers? Because I’ll bomb what’s in between.
Are you a blanket? Because you’re on top of me every night.
Are you a phone? Cause I like to be on you 24/7.
Are you a roller coaster? Because the faster you go, the louder I scream.
I’m so jealous of your heart right now because it’s pounding inside of you and I’m not.
Are you a popsicle? Cause all I want to do is lick you up and down.
Are you a construction worker? Because you got me all bricked up.
Are you a fireman? Because you came in hot and left me wet.
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?
Because it's in between 9/11.
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, why is 10 scared?
(10 is in between 9/11)
Roses are red, clovers are green.
I love your legs and what's in between. LOL
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in-between 9-11.
Why was 10 scared? Because he was in-between 9/11.
What is the difference between a priest and McDonald's? Nothing, they both stick their meat in between 12-year-old buns.
What gets hard when tugged and fits perfectly in between boobs... A seatbelt.
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both like putting their meat in between 5-year-old buns.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in between 6 and 9.