in-between jokes

Nickel

If you're reading this, you are Nickel and Gallium......

Ni- ........*something else in between the two halves*................Ga

YOU FUCKING MONKEYS!

Number

If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?

Because it's in between 9/11.

Rose

Roses are red, clovers are green.

I love your legs and what's in between. LOL

Bet

An old man gets a call from the IRS.

The man on the phone says, “We’ve noticed large sums of money coming in and going out of your account constantly, and we gotta get this straight. Come in tomorrow and we’ll have a chat about this.” The old man thinks for a while and then decides he better get his lawyer to come with him.

The next day the old man and his lawyer show up to the IRS office, and the man there says, ”So we’ve noticed these large sums of money entering and leaving your account nonstop. Can you explain this?” The man replies, ”Well, I will bet on pretty much anything. Like this! I bet you 10,000 I can bite my own eye.” The agent takes the bet, and the man takes out his glass eye and bites it. He then says, ”Wait. I’ll give you a chance to earn your money back, and more! I bet you 20,000 I can bite my other eye.” The agent thinks a minute and realizing the man isn’t blind, takes the bet. The old man takes out his false teeth and bites his other eye. He then says, ”Alright, last chance. I bet you 50,000 I can stand on this side of your office and pee into that wastebasket on the opposite side without getting a drop anywhere in between.” The agent thinks real hard but decides it’s impossible, so takes the bet. The man unzips his pants and pees all over the IRS agent’s desk. The agent jumps up and down and says, “Haha! I got you now!” But the man's lawyer goes pale in the face, sinks his head in his hands, and says, “He bet me 100,000 on the way over here that he could piss all over your desk and you’d just love it!”

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  • Christmas Tree

    Where’s the best place to put a Christmas tree?

    In between Christmas two and Christmas four. 😉😂😂

    Twin

    Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.

    Insult

    I said, "Are you half left or half right?"

    "Neither! In-between."

    "What?! In between your mom's tits when you go to sleep with her at night?"

    Pigeon

    Pigeons can be annoying at times, especially when their bones get stuck in-between your teeth.

    School shooting

    1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.

    2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.

    3) 10 dead babies.

    Ten

    If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, why is 10 scared?

    (10 is in between 9/11)

    Belief

    Autists either believe everything you tell them or are nonstop skeptics. There is no in-between.

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