If jokes
If an orphan were to get a takeaway, what’s the home address?
A: This rice is very delicious!
B: Ya! It is more delicious if it is cooked.
If you get a divorce with your husband, does that still mean you’re siblings?
If a midget walks up to you and tells you your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?
What is the difference between a pornstar and a mosquito?
No one stops sucking.
Say yes if you wanna fuck.
If I was going to the doctor, he asked me to turn around, and he stuck a nettle in my ass.
If you're ever bored, hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What if "balloon" was spelled "balooon?" Thatf
If an athlete gets athlete's foot... What does an astronaut get? Mistletoe!
Guess what? If your mom ever wants to have sex with you, tell her to make another.
You're gay.
If you read this.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentine's Day, the side chick is you.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
If you ever get bored, tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar. If they ask why, say, "Because you're missing Father's Day and Mother's Day."
If you're ever down one day, just go to the orphanage and bully an orphan because what is he going to do about it? He has no parents.
If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣
Yeah, Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah). Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad and low, yeah. I'm sad and low, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah). Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad and low, yeah. I'm sad and low, yeah.
I gave her everything. She took my heart and left me lonely. I've been broken, heart's contentious. I won't fix, I'd rather weep. I'm lost and I'm found, but It's torture being in love. I love when you're around But I fucking hate when you leave. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah). Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad and low, yeah. I'm sad and low, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah). Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad and low, yeah. I'm sad and low, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah). Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad and low, yeah. I'm sad and low, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah). Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad and low, yeah. I'm sad and low, yeah.
My friends: Ugh, why are you so lazy and no fun?
My parents: Why can't you be like your siblings?
My teacher: I don't care if you're depressed, focus on your study!
The songs: We understand you :)
If you have a broken bone, do you have broken skin?
My friend said, "Dude, if you don't put your desk in line with the column, you're gay." So he did it, and I said, "Well, I guess now he's straight." ;D