Human Body

Human Body Jokes

Letter

When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school.

At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters

'PNEIS'

and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.

Those who answered 'SPINE' are doctors.

Bone

Never break someone’s heart, they only have one.

Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.

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  • Sperm

    Why did the sperm cross the road?

    Because I put the wrong socks on this morning.

    Tongue

    They say that the tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body. Wanna fight? 👅💦

    Finger

    People say that biting off your finger would be as easy as biting a carrot if your brain didn't try to stop you. How the f do people know that and how many people's fingers did they bite off before coming to that conclusion?

    Penis

    Life is like a penis. Long, free, flowing, and soft, until a woman comes and makes it hard. 😉

    Bone

    Don't break someone's heart. They only have one.

    Break someone's bones. They have 206 of them.

    Bone

    Don't break someone's heart because they only have one; instead, break their bones... they have 206.

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  • Teacher

    The 6th-grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, “Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?”

    No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, “You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I’m going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!”

    Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, “Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?”

    Little Mary’s mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her, “Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!”

    The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, “Anybody?”

    Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, “The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye.”

    Mrs. Parks said, “Very good, Billy,” then turned to Mary and continued.

    “As for you, young lady, I have three things to say: One, you have a dirty mind. Two, you didn’t read your homework. And three, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed.”

    Bone

    There are 206 bones in the human body, but I’d really like to have 207.

    Finger

    I went to the doctor's yesterday. I said, "When I touch my back, it hurts. When I touch my knee, it hurts. When I touch anything, it hurts!" 😣 What’s wrong with me?

    Doctor: You’ve broken your finger.

    Butt

    OWWWWWWWWWWW I JUST GOT A CUT ON MY BUTT. Oh wait, that’s always been there.

    Hair

    What is the toughest part of the human body?

    Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.

    Shit

    When I shit in the toilet, I think that if I shit hard enough, I can see my asshole plug.

    Cat

    How many cats are in the human body?

    None, unless you're Asian.

    Human

    What is the difference between a human and a magic house?

    To the Earth, is the human body of the human being human? Is it human? Human can be the one day today after the night is the snow time and a.