When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school.
At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters
'PNEIS'
and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.
Those who answered 'SPINE' are doctors.
Human Body Jokes
Never break someone’s heart, they only have one.
Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because I put the wrong socks on this morning.
They say that the tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body. Wanna fight? 👅💦
People say that biting off your finger would be as easy as biting a carrot if your brain didn't try to stop you. How the f do people know that and how many people's fingers did they bite off before coming to that conclusion?
Life is like a penis. Long, free, flowing, and soft, until a woman comes and makes it hard. 😉
What's a cannibal's favorite dessert?
Lady fingers.
Don't break someone's heart. They only have one.
Break someone's bones. They have 206 of them.
Don't break someone's heart because they only have one; instead, break their bones... they have 206.
The 6th-grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, “Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?”
No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, “You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I’m going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!”
Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, “Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?”
Little Mary’s mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her, “Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!”
The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, “Anybody?”
Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, “The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye.”
Mrs. Parks said, “Very good, Billy,” then turned to Mary and continued.
“As for you, young lady, I have three things to say: One, you have a dirty mind. Two, you didn’t read your homework. And three, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed.”
There are 206 bones in the human body, but I’d really like to have 207.
What did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek?... You crack me up.
I went to the doctor's yesterday. I said, "When I touch my back, it hurts. When I touch my knee, it hurts. When I touch anything, it hurts!" 😣 What’s wrong with me?
Doctor: You’ve broken your finger.
There are 206 bones in the human body.
207 when I'm at a nursery.
OWWWWWWWWWWW I JUST GOT A CUT ON MY BUTT. Oh wait, that’s always been there.
What is the toughest part of the human body?
Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.
When I shit in the toilet, I think that if I shit hard enough, I can see my asshole plug.
How many cats are in the human body?
None, unless you're Asian.
What has no legs and a human body?
A human with no legs.
What is the difference between a human and a magic house?
To the Earth, is the human body of the human being human? Is it human? Human can be the one day today after the night is the snow time and a.