Hot Wheels jokes

I asked my wife if I could use toys during sex last night. You should've seen her face when I rolled my Hot Wheels across her tits.

What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?

Hot Wheels :)

I got sent to the principal's office for lighting the kid in the wheelchair on fire and calling him hot wheels.

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"

There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.

What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.

I put someone in a wheelchair into the fire and called him "hot wheels."

My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.

What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.

What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.

What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.

What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?

Hot Wheels!

What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?

Hot Wheels.

I threw a kid in a wheelchair into a fire... I called him hot wheels.

What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?

Hot Wheels.

I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled, "Hot wheels!"

What do you call Stephen Hawking going fast?

Hot Wheels.

What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?

Hot Wheels.

I set a wheelchair on fire and called it "Hot Wheels."

I got sent to the principal's office today because I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and screamed, "HOT WHEELS!"

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?

Hot Wheels.

My friend was in a wheelchair, so I rolled him in fire. Now I call him Hot Wheels.