Hot Wheels jokes

There's a disabled kid in my class, right? Oops, should've brought my Hot Wheels tracks.

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy?

Hot Wheels.

I threw a kid in a wheelchair into a fire... I called him hot wheels.

I got sent to the principal's office for lighting the kid in the wheelchair on fire and calling him hot wheels.

I got sent to the principal's office today because I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and screamed, "HOT WHEELS!"

I asked my wife if I could use toys during sex last night. You should've seen her face when I rolled my Hot Wheels across her tits.

What do you call a disabled kid on fire?

Hot wheels.

My school is on fire today, and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted, "Hot Wheels!"

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels!"

What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?

Hot Wheels!

What do you call a wheelchair on fire?

Hot Wheels.

My little cousin's birthday was in a few days, and his mom said he wanted Hot Wheels. So I sent him a video of me pushing a paralyzed kid into fire and screaming "HOT WHEELS!"

I pushed a disabled kid in a fire, then called him "hot wheels."

What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?

Hot Wheels.

I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled, "Hot wheels!"

What do you call a wheelchair on fire?

Hot wheels.

What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.

What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of car on fire? Hot wheels.

What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?

Hot wheels.

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Hot Wheels!"