Hot Wheels jokes
Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels!"
What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot Wheels.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"
What do you call a guy on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Hot Wheels!"
What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?
Hot Wheels :)
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
I threw a kid in a wheelchair into a fire... I called him hot wheels.
I set a wheelchair on fire and called it "Hot Wheels."
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair in a burning building?
Hot wheels! 😎
Stephen Hawking was in a house fire. When he got out, people called him "Hot Wheels."
So I gave a disabled kid hot wheels. I mean cars, no I gave him literal hot wheels!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of car on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels!