Hot Wheels jokes
What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy?
Hot Wheels.
My school is on fire today, and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted, "Hot Wheels!"
I pushed a disabled kid in a fire, then called him "hot wheels."
Community talk
Matt, these idiots want to ban me because I have an opinion. And you're just in the background letting me take their stupid ass shit. The point of your website is to put funny offensive jokes, right? THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING! If you're an over sensitive 9 year old like Saddienotbaddie or Luasy4eva, don't go on a website like this. Go play with your Hot Wheels or your Barbies.