Hot Wheels jokes
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
What do you call Stephen Hawking going fast?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?
Hot Wheels.
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Matt, these idiots want to ban me because I have an opinion. And you're just in the background letting me take their stupid ass shit. The point of your website is to put funny offensive jokes, right? THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING! If you're an over sensitive 9 year old like Saddienotbaddie or Luasy4eva, don't go on a website like this. Go play with your Hot Wheels or your Barbies.