Hot Wheels

Hot Wheels jokes

Fire

  • What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.

    What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.

    What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.

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  • Friend

  • My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.

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  • Fire

  • Stephen Hawking was in a house fire. When he got out, people called him "Hot Wheels."

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  • Community talk

  • Matt, these idiots want to ban me because I have an opinion. And you're just in the background letting me take their stupid ass shit. The point of your website is to put funny offensive jokes, right? THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING! If you're an over sensitive 9 year old like Saddienotbaddie or Luasy4eva, don't go on a website like this. Go play with your Hot Wheels or your Barbies.