Ho's jokes

Why was Santa happy?

Because he had 3 hoes.

Why was Santa happy?

'Cause he has hoes.

Why did Santa stop at three ho's?

Ms. Claus caught him.

My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarfs saw them they sang...

"Look at those high Ho's! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo'sssss!!!!"

When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.

Bros over hos.

What is the state of California best for? Screwing everything up!

What is the state of Florida for? Rednecks for days!

What is the state of Texas for? Guns!

What is the state of Utah for? Mormons and Pligs baby! (I hate all of the religious stuff!)

What is the state of Idaho for? Calling other people Ho's, mostly!

What is the state of Nevada for? Ever heard of gambling?

What is the state of Delaware for? Literally anything that isn't exciting!

What is the state of New York for? In my state of mind, it's a song! (If you don't get this one, look up the song of New York State of Mind)

Why is Santa so happy? He knows where all the naughty girls and ho ho hos live.

Don't worry, Stephen Hawking isn't dead.

They have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a USB.

Can I get a HOYA?

Stephen Hawking is so lucky to go to heaven.

Oh never mind, here comes the stairway.

Why did Steven Hawking's snot not go to heaven?

Because there is no ramp to heaven.

How is Stephen Hawking so smart? He uploads it to his software.