Ho's jokes
Bros over hos.
Why did Santa stop at three ho's?
Ms. Claus caught him.
Why was Santa happy?
'Cause he has hoes.
Why was Santa happy?
Because he had 3 hoes.
When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.
Why is Santa so happy? He knows where all the naughty girls and ho ho hos live.
What is the state of California best for? Screwing everything up!
What is the state of Florida for? Rednecks for days!
What is the state of Texas for? Guns!
What is the state of Utah for? Mormons and Pligs baby! (I hate all of the religious stuff!)
What is the state of Idaho for? Calling other people Ho's, mostly!
What is the state of Nevada for? Ever heard of gambling?
What is the state of Delaware for? Literally anything that isn't exciting!
What is the state of New York for? In my state of mind, it's a song! (If you don't get this one, look up the song of New York State of Mind)
My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarfs saw them they sang...
"Look at those high Ho's! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo'sssss!!!!"