Horticulture jokes

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.

What kinds of apples grow on trees?

All of them.

What is so similar about a concrete block and a garden?

They both make vegetables.

Why did the boy put a chicken 🐔 in his garden?

He wanted to grow an eggplant. 😂

I wish my grass was emo, so then it could cut itself.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

Need for seed.

What type of apple grows on a tree?

All of them.

How many apples can you grow on a tree? All of them.

What's the difference between an apple and an apple?

An apple gets picked.

I fell into a water bed with super soil. Next thing I'm in a flower bed.

Q: What's the best part about gardening?

A: Getting down and dirty with your hoes.

Roses are dead, violets are dead. I am a bad gardener.

My fifth wife asked me to help her dig in the garden. Here we go again.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red,

HOLY SHIT, MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Where can you find some of the world's largest vegetables? -- In an American nursing home.