Horticulture Jokes

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.

Eggplant

Why did the boy put a chicken 🐔 in his garden?

He wanted to grow an eggplant. 😂

Orphan

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

Bed

I fell into a water bed with super soil. Next thing I'm in a flower bed.

Apple

What's the difference between an apple and an apple?

An apple gets picked.