Horticulture Jokes

Bed

I fell into a water bed with super soil. Next thing I'm in a flower bed.

Apple

What's the difference between an apple and an apple?

An apple gets picked.

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.

Orphan

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

Eggplant

Why did the boy put a chicken 🐔 in his garden?

He wanted to grow an eggplant. 😂