Prostitution

Anonymous

what do a fisherman and a prostitute have in common

they’re both hookers

Difference

hooker

whats the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? a hooker can wash her crack then sell it again

Difference

Anonymous

what’s the difference between a screw and a hooker you cant unscrew the hooker

Sex

Anonymous

Who remembers when ‘tweeting’ meant “stabbing a hooker”?

Difference

Anonymous

What’s the difference between an onion and a hooker? I cry when I chop up onions

Difference

Anonymous

What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

Orphan

Anonymous

Why do Orphans become Hookers? They can call someone daddy.

Sister

Anonymous

Kenney lost his virginity to a $10 hooker but he only had to pay $5. She was his sister so her got the family discount.

Difference

Noneyabusiness

What’s the difference between a club and a bar?

I can only get dead hookers from the club alleyways.

Depression

Greengrass

They said I was depressed, I should make an effort to do what I love. I had to pay a hooker for, twelve hours work. … I felt nothing, but its was nice, being with someone who felt the same.

Hook

Anonymous

What kind a person will steal Captain Hook hook?

Answer: a hooker

Difference

BoomkittyFX

Whats the difference between homework and a hooker? They both start with an “H” but we all know what one we would like to do.

Difference

Anonymous

What’s the difference a hooker an a drug dealer…?? A hooker can wash her crack an resell it

Difference

Anonymous

whats the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? the hooker can was out her crack and reuse it

Light

Anonymous

how many hookers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.

Darkness

unrealnoodles

Q: How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb… A: Not Three. My damn basement is still dark…

Die

Anonymous

I was sitting with my little brother when he was about four-ish. He was starting to really like to identify objects for some reason, so he was showing me his toys. He grabbed his toy Mator truck and then pointed to the wheels, saying, “These are wheels.” I said, “Good job, yes they are.” Then he pointed to the bumper and said, “This is a bumper.” Again, I congratulated him. Then, he grabbed the toy’s wire with the hook at the end and said, “And this is a hooker.” I died laughing.

Drug

xxx tentacion

whats the diffrence between a hooker and a drug dealer a hooker can wash her crack n resell it

Difference

JakeReaper22

What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker?

Hookers come back.

Tickling

Anonymous

i will give you a nickle if you tickle my nickle pickle rick

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