Hooker jokes

What is the difference between a washing machine and a hooker?

I can put a load in the washing machine without it following me.

Whats the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead hookers, i don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.

I once asked a sketchy man at a bar for some relationship advice. He simply replied, "They're all dead hookers once they're in the trunk."

What's the difference between a hooker and a mosquito?

The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.