Homeless Jokes

What’s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter? You can shit a load inside of a prostitute but if you try it in a shelter you get arrested.

Question; What is the BIG ADVANTAGE to going out on a date with a "Homeless Chic"? Answer; After the date, you can "Drop Her Off" ANYWHERE!

What do you call an orphan?

Homeless

YOUR SO POOR THAT HOMELESS PEOPLE FEEL SORRY FOR YOU

if you are homeless get a home

I met a homeless guy named Rich

He wasn't

Ur homeless u orphan

What do you call a 18 year old orphan?

Homeless

what do you call a kid with no home. a homeless kid

joe mama so fat that she is homeless wit you.

I killed a Homeless dude now he's at funeral HOME 😭💔

I killed a Homeless dude now she's at funeral HOME😭💔

What shoe told feet put me on your feet

I decided today that I was going to do something with my life, something amazing, and I decided to punch a homeless man

Why cant a homeless person be in The Boys

Because he would have beef with homelander

Me: What do you call an orphan. Friend: Homeless.

Me: "gift a homeless kid iphone 7" The kid: but is has no home button Me: exactly 💀

An orphan once said i will call my mum and go home A homeless kid once said he will go home

When a homeless kid goes to school and the teacher says you have homework tonight he said sorry teach I don't got a home