Homeless Woman jokes

I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes.

The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

I saw a homeless dude and gave him $1.

I saw a homeless woman and gave her $0.77.

I asked the homeless woman if I could take her home. She said yes, so I took it.

What’s the benefit of dating a homeless woman?

You can drop her off anywhere.

Why can't homeless people be gay?

They don't have a closet to get out of.

What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?

They both have no way home!

What's the best part of dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere.

I asked a poor old woman if I could take her home. She smiled and said yes. However, the expression on her face soon changed when I started walking away with her cardboard box.