Homeless Woman jokes

I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes.

The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

I saw a homeless dude and gave him $1.

I saw a homeless woman and gave her $0.77.

What’s the benefit of dating a homeless woman?

You can drop her off anywhere.

I asked the homeless woman if I could take her home. She said yes, so I took it.

What's the best part of dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere.

Why can't homeless people be gay?

They don't have a closet to get out of.

I saw a beautiful homeless girl and asked if I could take her out on a date. She politely accepted and enjoyed herself. Soon after, I asked if I could take her home, she smiled and nodded her head. Her smile disappeared when she saw me running away with her cardboard box.

I offered to share a meal with a homeless person once, but he said, "Piss off and buy your own!"