Hollywood

Hollywood Jokes

Movie

Paul Walker started in 3 movies: Fast and Furious, Gone in 60 Seconds, To Die Hard.

Inbreeding

Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.

Orphan

What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?

An orphan is more capable of speaking clearly.

Movie

Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?

Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.

Man

Why are people surprised by Johnny Depp having $30,000 wine bills, domestic violence accusations, rampant substance abuse, poor hygiene, and the looks of a predator?

He grew up a Florida Man, after all.

Jesus

"Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol."

Orphan

Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?

It's always someone you know.

Actor

They told me I could never be an actor.

No one suspected me when they went missing the next day.

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  • Egg

    Why did George Clooney like egg jokes?

    Because he had good taste.