Hive jokes
Why was the bee’s hair sticky?
He used honeycomb.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Un-bee-lievable!
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS!
Why did the bee go to the doctors?
Answer: Because he had hives.
An emo tried to give a tree a hive, but it left him hanging.
I saw a girl at my job and we ended up fucking, then the test came back and I have hives from my sister.
What did the bee say to the flower?
"Hey bud! When do you open?"
What did one bee say to the other bee?
"I love you, honey!"
Why did the bee buzz off?
Because he had to bee somewhere.
Why did the bee get into trouble?
Because he wasn't beehiving very well!
Why did the bee get married?
Because she found her honey.
Which bees produce milk?
Boobies.
Why do bees have sticky hair? They always use honeycombs.
Why do bees stay in the hive during winter?
... S'warm!
What type of bees give milk?
Boob-bees.
What did the Queen Bee say to the other bees? "Beehive yourselves!"
Where did Noah keep his bees? -- In the ark hives.
What kind of bees make milk?
BooBees.