Hive

Hive Jokes

Rapper

Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?

To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS!

Bee

Why did the bee go to the doctors?

Answer: Because he had hives.

Emo

An emo tried to give a tree a hive, but it left him hanging.

Girl

I saw a girl at my job and we ended up fucking, then the test came back and I have hives from my sister.

Bee

What did the bee say to the flower?

"Hey bud! When do you open?"

Bee

What did one bee say to the other bee?

"I love you, honey!"

Bee

Why did the bee get into trouble?

Because he wasn't beehiving very well!