There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt. 18. What caused the Great depression? A lack of comedians.
what is white with red all over.........JFK
John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather. Chloe says "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic" John says "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler"
What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.
Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars
What are the similarities between the twin towers and my ex They both went down on my dad
You're old enough to remember when emojis were called "hieroglyphics."
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s? Because it was the Great Depression.
There never was a historical jesus christ. Hey do not even dream of crucifying me.
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of there dark history
What do Hitler and trump have in common they both do hand gestures.
Fun Fact: Did you know JFK brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine
Why are history teachers always women? Because they like to bring up the past.
My Dad: Son, history always repeats itself.
Me: So you're gonna leave me again?
I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction".
Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw the gas bill.
(one of my friends gave me this) Hey, my grandfather was part of WWII. Yeah. He killed Hitler!
someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong
