If I was a history teacher I’d make the two twins stand up and throw a paper airplane at them
Your hairline goes so far back my history teacher was surprised.
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Why are history teachers always women? Because they like to bring up the past.
history teacher: They had a temporary cure for the disease , but it would be years before the found a cure for life. Student: I need that.
Did Delaware a New Jersey? Idaho Alaska
What it actually means (Did dela wear a New Jersey? I don’t know I’ll ask her) Ps. My dad is a history teacher and he told me to put this in here