Hippie Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Carpenter

Hopefully you all had a happy Easter. I did not do anything

A cartoon image of Tom the cat wearing a roman helmet and reading a newspaper with a surprised expression on his face. The text above reads: "when that hippie jewish carpenter you literally just crucified is walking around talking to people."

Jokes

Hockey Player

What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? The hockey player showers after 3 periods.

Wife

What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A Mississippi.

Period

How do you know a hippie is on her period?

Her socks are missing.

How do you know she's off?

Her socks are tye-dye.