What’s a ton of white people running down a hill called? A avalanche. What’s a ton of black people running down a hill called. A mudslide. What’s a ton of Mexican people running down a hill called? Jailbreak

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes and lifted her dress so they could have some fun, but stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.

Why don’t mountains 🏔 take anything serious?

Because they think they’re hill areas! 😂

Why did the toilet roll roll down the hill? To get to the bottom

Why don’t mountains 🏔 take things serious?

Because they’re hill areas.

A hill billy female has to decide if she would save her brother or her boyfriend. She chose both because her brother is her boyfriend.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to catch some pale of water Jack come down and then Jill came tumbling after so they had a baby…

Why are mountains 🏔 never serious?

Because they’re hill areas.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some marijuana. Jack got high and slapped her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes pulled down her dress and then they had some fun. Silly Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jills candy But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jills real name is Randy

Jack and jill went up a hill so Jack could eat her candy. But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c*** because Jills real name is Randy

Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and said, “Jill do you wanna?” Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill so now they have a son

Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and have some fun Silly Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.

jack and Jill ran up the hill to pop some pills and Jill said jack can do her with out here will and jacks penis was still

Jack and Jill went upthe hill so Jack could lick Jills Candy. Jack got a big shock with a mouth full of huge cock, because jills real name is randy, and she had no candy just he gave jack a handy.

jack and jill went up the hill to do it in the water. jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jill could wack off Jack, Jill yelled out Jack, where is your sack? Said I’m not Jack I’m your friend Nancy

Jack and Jill went up the hill for drunkin’ wild sex, Jack went by Jill to get a lick, and watched Jill get off on a stick

Jack and Jill went up the hill both had Bacardi rum, when Jill’s was gone she wanted Jacks that’s why she took it from him

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