What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? -- The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.
How many animals can jump higher than a skyscraper? -- All of them, skyscrapers can't jump.
What type of horse can jump higher than a house? all houses cant jump
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? - Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
why did the girl study in the tree she wanted a higher education
Can bees fly higher than Mt.Everest? No? Actually they can. Mt.Everest can't fly.
It’s true women do make less money than men But it’s their fault because they choose the lower paying jobs. Men, for example, choose the higher paying jobs like doctor or lawyer. Whereas women choose the lower paying jobs like women doctor and women lawyer.
A Vampire Stalks you into a field of corn, The stakes have never been higher...
Why can't atheists solve exponential equations?
Because they don't believe in higher powers.
what do you call dude that is always high and gets higher then everyone else in the family the alpha pot head
Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?
Cuz he wanted higher grades.
My kitchen was rearranged today. The tables have turned and the steaks are higher.
Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.
How many people can jump higher than a mountain? None. Mountains can't jump.
What’s the difference between swifities and rap fans? One rap fan has a higher IQ than every swiftie combined.
What jump higher than a basketball player? and emo kid, they never touch the ground
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Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house 🏡. Yes because a house doesn’t jump
To avoid getting drafted, a young man slips into a nunnery to hide from some draft board agents who are after him. Desperate, he approaches a nun and asks her to hide him. “Get under my robes,” says the nun. “No one will look for you there.” The nun lifts up her robes and the man says, “Hey, that’s a fine pair of legs you have there, sister.” “Yeah, well if you look a bit higher you’ll see a fine set of balls,” replies the nun. “I didn't want to get drafted either.”
Farmer's Wife: Honey where are the cow's?
Farmer: Up in the mountains grazing.
Farmer's Wife: Why?
I don't know but the stakes have never been higher.
