HI jokes
What did the cow say to its udders? "Hi."
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?!"
How do you know Johnny Depp finished his meal?
When you see fifty empty bottles of wine on his front doorstep.
Royal aka ZEPHYR gets cucked daily by Tyrone.
ZEPHYR watches Tyrone give his wife the genes he could never give her. What a loser.
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Memes
What was the name of the Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
He puts his PJ-Amazon!
Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?
He is waiting for his dad with the milk.
Jesus takes his disciples to a bar.
"13 pints of water, please," he says to the barman.
"Oh, fuck, not you again," the barman replies.
"You boys are about to see something real special," says Jesus.
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.
A son tells his father, "I have an imaginary girlfriend."
The father sighs and says, "You know, you could do better."
"Thanks Dad," the son says.
The father shakes his head and goes, "I was talking to your girlfriend."
A cock really has a sad life. He's hairs a mess, his neighbor's an arsehole, his best friend is a cunt.
A kid asks his dad why his name is Experience. The dad says, "That's what we give our mistakes."
Q: Why did the pervert cross the road?
A: Couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.
When his dick is really, really small, but you pretend it is so big it hurts so you don’t make him feel bad 'cause he is a nice guy.
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
What did the big flower say to the little flower?
Hi, Bud!
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
What did the math teacher write on his party invitations?
Be there or B2.