Hi, son.
HI Jokes
Why'd my grandpa fall over?
'Cause I clapped his cheeks, fool!
A man came up to me and threatened me with his milk, cheese, and butter... how dairy!
My boyfriend and I were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet.
All our friends were shocked when I went into the boys' bathroom with him.
Hi izz.
Hi Prince.
Hi, my name is Unknown Guy! Please join my group for the picture I show you, we will do this every week!
Thanks, leave a comment or sign in using the sign in sheet that I have in Google Forms or own the website.
Hint: Pictures of woman.
Btw, for men only!
What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"
He replied, " "
Hi good morning, Alex, are you on? This is So Chat...
There has to be someone that hates watersharky. He curses at you if you say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.
"Aww, it's a boy, let me cut off the ombelicul cored, sir, that's his penis!"
"It's a girl."
With what do you stuff a dead parrot? His.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where is my tractor?"
Okay, okay, so one day I was on the way home, and this kid said, "Man, I could kick your butt." Five seconds later, I kicked his butt.
A bee said to his naughty son, "Honey, stop bee-ing abnormal and bee positive!"
A guy is at his locker, and a girl comes and says, "Hey, I love you."
He says, "Okay, cool." She then replies and says, "Well, what do you think about our love?" He says, "Count the stars."
Then she says, "Oh, infinity!" and he replies with, "Nope, it's just a waste of time."
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
How do you make an orphan shut up?
You tell his mom.
Qwen, I have to tell you something, so say "hi" and I will tell you.
So there was this guy who went swimming one day and got his left side bitten off by a shark.
But don't worry, he is all right now.
