HI jokes

Hi, hello, hello, hello.

Toilet: hi You: hi what?

A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."

My fat friend went to the doctor because he wanted to know his blood type. After performing some tests, the doctor said, "Well, the test results have shown that your blood type is ragu."

Did you hear about the guy that dipped his balls in glitter?

Pretty nuts, huh?

I got my son a bike for his birthday. The ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair all day crying.

My emo friend tried to hi-five a tree. It left him hanging.

There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.

Hi, son.

Why'd my grandpa fall over?

'Cause I clapped his cheeks, fool!

A man came up to me and threatened me with his milk, cheese, and butter... how dairy!

My boyfriend and I were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet.

All our friends were shocked when I went into the boys' bathroom with him.

Hi izz.

Hi Prince.

Hi, my name is Unknown Guy! Please join my group for the picture I show you, we will do this every week!

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Hint: Pictures of woman.

Btw, for men only!

What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"

He replied, " "

Hi good morning, Alex, are you on? This is So Chat...

There has to be someone that hates watersharky. He curses at you if you say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.

"Aww, it's a boy, let me cut off the ombelicul cored, sir, that's his penis!"

"It's a girl."

With what do you stuff a dead parrot? His.