HI Jokes

Hi, I'm a girl gamer looking for a hot bf.

Oh hi guys. Oh, whoops, I didn't planet this way.

I did a walk today, but I did have a good day. Tomorrow night, I...

Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted me and my dad and walk home from home and walk home and walk walk home.

Hi, how are you? I was busy doing something right. I just texted because me and my dad were going to.

What did the mincrater do when his Xbox turns off?

He raged! 😱

Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?

In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES!

What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents?

"Two wongs don’t make a white."

I bought my fat wheelchair son a treadmill for his birthday, then that big brainless special motherfucker cried over it and threw a fit cuz his fat special ass couldn't get up out of his wheelchair and said for Jesus to raise him up and give him working and movable legs.

The fool says in his brain, "There is a god."

Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?

Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.

How did the hamburger know he needed new pants?

His buns were too tight.

I asked my friend what happened to him?

His balance shifted.

A guy is walking down the street when he almost steps in something. He looks down and says, "Looks like shit."

He crouches down and smells it, "Smells like shit."

He sticks his finger in, tastes it, "Tastes like shit."

He then smiles and says, "Well, good thing I didn't step on it!"

What do you call Thanatos' favorite app on his phone?

Anonymous: This guy reads everyone's jokes, but why doesn't he answer his mom?

My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.

Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?

A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks.

Finally my father came early from office today. I am very happy.

He was fired from his job.

Why did the vampire go to the doctor?

Because of his coffin.