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Damn, the guy who made the "Whip/Nae Nae" song really made his cousin go Silento.

My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.

I bought my fat wheelchair son a treadmill for his birthday, then that big brainless special motherfucker cried over it and threw a fit cuz his fat special ass couldn't get up out of his wheelchair and said for Jesus to raise him up and give him working and movable legs.

Why did the rapper go to the dentist?

To fix his flow.

Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?

To find his way to the top of the CHARTS.

Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?

In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES!

I asked my friend what happened to him?

His balance shifted.

One time I was with my uncle. He said to me to pass him the marble on the floor. All I heard was my butt clapping with his sausage.

Toilet: hi You: hi what?

Why did the Mexican man push his wife off a cliff?

Tequila.

"Aww, it's a boy, let me cut off the ombelicul cored, sir, that's his penis!"

"It's a girl."

*Chatting with a stranger on the internet*

Me: Hi, how are you?

A stranger: I'm fine, hbu?

Me: I'm good. 🤷‍♂️

Okay, okay, so one day I was on the way home, and this kid said, "Man, I could kick your butt." Five seconds later, I kicked his butt.

With what do you stuff a dead parrot? His.

How do you make an orphan shut up?

You tell his mom.

Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?

A bee said to his naughty son, "Honey, stop bee-ing abnormal and bee positive!"

There has to be someone that hates watersharky. He curses at you if you say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.

What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"

He replied, " "

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