HI jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To see his friend.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Me: Hi Jaiden.
Bully/Jaiden Harper: Leave me alone, weirdo.
Me: Wow, says the one who didn't pass 3rd grade.
Bully/Jaiden Harper: *hits*
Me: *calls FBI and puts on gloves and stabs random person then gives knife to Jaiden and takes off gloves* Bye bye.
FBI: FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!!
Mozart doesn't care if Bach is better than him; at least he puts a lot of emotion [into his music and] he makes people happy.
"You get no bitches," said the man to the 60-year-old redneck virgin guy who is obese and balding with "Trump" stuff plastered all over his pickup truck.
Hi, I got fired. Oh, don't know which fire? Oh, the one that I got burned on, the volcano.
Memes
What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?
They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.
What is it that a 🤔 😳 👀 😕 physicality handicapped ♿ male prostitute can do on his own very well without getting any help from his male friends that are gay like himself?
Perform fellatio on a 👨 👨 👬 gay man.
Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors.
Remember the big forehead kid who said, "Give me a knife, I'm going to kill myself" because of being bullied?
His head was too big to even exist, and that's why he's dead.
What did Little Johnny say to his dad?
Johnny: "Dad, please not again! I'm too young!"
I spit on an orphan. What is he going to do? Tell his parents?
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can never find home.
Why does Jesus hate Skittles?
Because they fall through his hands.
Friend 1: How can the skeleton tell it was going to rain?
Me: He could feel it in his bones.
Friend 1: No, he read the forecast, you fucking idiot!
Heheh ;3
Hi 👋 magic school 🏫.
What do you call the only Trump Supporter to follow his orders to obstruct justice?
Answer: Attorney General William Barr!
My name is Bob, and I am a cow.
My grandfather was a knight, and his name was Sir Loin.
My grandpa asked me to pass him his phone, but I passed him a calculator. He couldn't tell the difference.
Why was the toilet angry?
Because everyone was pooping in his mouth :>
Why did the chicken explode? Because he pooped his pants!
What did the cow say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"