HI jokes

"Today was the worst day ever." "Why?" Because my ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.

Hi, my name is Bob.

What is it that a 🤔 😳 👀 😕 physicality handicapped ♿ male prostitute can do on his own very well without getting any help from his male friends that are gay like himself?

Perform fellatio on a 👨 👨 👬 gay man.

Remember the big forehead kid who said, "Give me a knife, I'm going to kill myself" because of being bullied?

His head was too big to even exist, and that's why he's dead.

What did Little Johnny say to his dad?

Johnny: "Dad, please not again! I'm too young!"

"You get no bitches," said the man to the 60-year-old redneck virgin guy who is obese and balding with "Trump" stuff plastered all over his pickup truck.

Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?

His family was blown up by meteors.

I spit on an orphan. What is he going to do? Tell his parents?

Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can never find home.

Hi, I got fired. Oh, don't know which fire? Oh, the one that I got burned on, the volcano.

What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?

They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.

Why does Jesus hate Skittles?

Because they fall through his hands.

Hi, how are you doing today?

A drunk guy runs into a bar... He bangs his head and falls down, why?

Because he is in a prison cell.

Why did the chicken explode? Because he pooped his pants!

What did the cow say when he lost his tractor?

"Where's my tractor?"

Hi 👋 magic school 🏫.

Hi, how are you? Busy doing today, did I have...

Why was the toilet angry?

Because everyone was pooping in his mouth :>

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To see his friend.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

The chicken.

What did Santa use as a candy cane?

Wait, wait, I said it wrong.

Okay.

What did Santa use to do his garden...never mind.