Hi, I got fired. Oh, don't know which fire? Oh, the one that I got burned on, the volcano.
HI Jokes
What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?
They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.
Why does Jesus hate Skittles?
Because they fall through his hands.
Hi, how are you doing today?
A drunk guy runs into a bar... He bangs his head and falls down, why?
Because he is in a prison cell.
Why did the chicken explode? Because he pooped his pants!
What did the cow say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
Hi 👋 magic school 🏫.
Hi, how are you? Busy doing today, did I have...
Why was the toilet angry?
Because everyone was pooping in his mouth :>
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To see his friend.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
What did Santa use as a candy cane?
Wait, wait, I said it wrong.
Okay.
What did Santa use to do his garden...never mind.
What do you call the only Trump Supporter to follow his orders to obstruct justice?
Answer: Attorney General William Barr!
This is Sally.
Sally says hi.
This is Sally when a car comes by. 🤕
My name is Bob, and I am a cow.
My grandfather was a knight, and his name was Sir Loin.
My grandpa asked me to pass him his phone, but I passed him a calculator. He couldn't tell the difference.
Me: Hi Jaiden.
Bully/Jaiden Harper: Leave me alone, weirdo.
Me: Wow, says the one who didn't pass 3rd grade.
Bully/Jaiden Harper: *hits*
Me: *calls FBI and puts on gloves and stabs random person then gives knife to Jaiden and takes off gloves* Bye bye.
FBI: FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!!
Guys, I guess with all these storms there was a power cut in his house.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
His left shoulder.
What did the porg say to the porg?
Hi Porg.
You're on worst jokes ever. You thought I put up a good joke? HAHAHAH!
