HI jokes

Penalties. Tap ins. Ghosting. Diving.

Long ago, the four lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Germans attacked. Only Penaldo, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when his country needed him most, he vanished.

I woke up when I heard a strange noise coming from my kitchen.

I turned on the light, and I saw none other than the exposed flop GHOSTNALDO. He asked me if I had PenalTEA, his favorite drink. I said no and yelled, "There is a big game tomorrow!" and he disappeared.

Hi, um okay... Knock! Knock! Who's there? Doris! Doris who? Doris look I need the key!

Um...oh here another one! Okay...so sorry I type random things on these joke sites...anyway...okay. What is a book never written: "Beautiful sites of the corel rife written by the ocean!"

Hi, I'm Claire. I am new to this website. I have been seeing these "Legends," and I've been tracking one specifically, watersharky. I have questions about him. Is he nice, protective, single? If anyone has any more information about him, please tell me.

A boi found a magic vase and a genie came out and told him he had one wish. The boy said, "I wanna be like Batman." The genie said, "OK, your wish is granted."

The boy came home later that day and his parents were dead.

How did Peter Cottontail get his swing on? He made love to Alice in Wonderland.

Why does Oscar Field have no friends? Because he spends time on his fields.

Why doesn’t the orphan have any toys? Because his Lego figures ran away too.

What did the orphan's mom say to him when he got into trouble?

Nothing, because he doesn't know his parents...

How to tell your kid is adopted? Hi Daisy, let's play a game called "You're adopted!" I will start: Your mum died so I had to adopt you, but don't think I love you because you were the only kid there, haha!

Hi, I did not get it when I went home to walk home from home and walk, walk, walk.

Why does Job have an Area 51 head? Because his head is the shape of a 🦖.

Why did Mr. Peanut die?

His cane snapped!

What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

Gloves!

JK, he hasn't opened it yet.

What did the bounty hunter call his favorite dog?

His Boba Pet.

I was once playing the bottle flip challenge on the school table with my friend, and when it was his turn, the bottle fell to his eggplant! 😱😂

Only Dick Rapeboat got is his rhyming dictionary.

Did you hear that Joe contracted Sugondese Ligma on his trip to Suggon, and now he won’t be able to make it to Saw Con?

Hi, I'm Coby Bayley.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to his job at KFC!