What did the orphan's mom say to him when he got into trouble?
Nothing, because he doesn't know his parents...
HI Jokes
How to tell your kid is adopted? Hi Daisy, let's play a game called "You're adopted!" I will start: Your mum died so I had to adopt you, but don't think I love you because you were the only kid there, haha!
Hi, I did not get it when I went home to walk home from home and walk, walk, walk.
Why does Job have an Area 51 head? Because his head is the shape of a 🦖.
Why did Mr. Peanut die?
His cane snapped!
What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
Gloves!
JK, he hasn't opened it yet.
What did the bounty hunter call his favorite dog?
His Boba Pet.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
I was once playing the bottle flip challenge on the school table with my friend, and when it was his turn, the bottle fell to his eggplant! 😱😂
Only Dick Rapeboat got is his rhyming dictionary.
How does a rapper keep track of time?
With his rhyming watch!
Did you hear that Joe contracted Sugondese Ligma on his trip to Suggon, and now he won’t be able to make it to Saw Con?
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the concert?
To COUNT his BARS.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his rhyme time.
Hi, I'm Coby Bayley.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to his job at KFC!
Everyone is talking about Head and Shoulders, and that if he never had a shower, his batteries would have got wet.
A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender asks what he wants. The man says, "I would like one beer for me and one for the road."
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His Windows update wasn't available.
How did Steven Hawking die? His WiFi disconnected.
