HI jokes
How does a butcher keep his tent up in the wind? Steaks.
What kind of containers does the Pope keep his vegetables in?
Vat-I-cans!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS.
His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t even have a hairline.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to his job at KFC!
Memes
What was wrong with Stephen Hawking? His legs.
Hi Gwen, how is life!
A. Bad, lame, and suckish.
B. Good, awesome, and you are loved!
C. Perfect!
I'm guessing that your life is NOT B nor C! Man, you're such an asshole!
Hiiiiiiiii, I said, Man, want candy? Me, YESSSSSS! Me, gets kidnaped.
Why did Johnny drop his pencil?
To look up girls' skirts! 😬🤯😲😳😱🙀🙊
Hi, I am back! Tell me what's happening?
Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows not to be a cannibal, he knows somehow.
What happens when Stephen Hawking wakes up from his sleep?
"Log in."
What did the skeleton say when he fell on his funny bone? He laughed!
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 2: LIKE: When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door and the autistic kid opens it.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team, but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
Vote for the better joke.
When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.
My brother got his legs chopped off, but someone FBI opened my basement door, but it wasn't my brother because he died of starvation in the basement.
An orphan walks on a path asking for his mum. Soon he remembers he doesn't have a mum.
(Also, I had sex with ur mum. She was screaming "daddy~")
Why did the cliff feel offended?
Because George jumped OFF. ENDED his life.
(I'm sorry... No, I'm not!)
Why was the orphan able to avoid getting into trouble at school?
Because they couldn’t call his parents!
A skeleton had a job interview, but he looked messy.
I had to fix his collarbone.