HI jokes
A dad and his son walk out to the middle of the woods armed only with a shovel and a lantern.
Son: "Dad, it's creepy out here!"
Dad: "You're complaining? I'm the one that has to leave the woods alone!"
What did the banana say to Ethan, Ryan, and Cooper?
"Hi!"
Water to his Dad, Steam: Hi, Dad, I mist you!
Steam: double-you(w). aich(h). ay(a). tee(t)?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find his parents.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His power went out.
Memes
Why did the Orphan have imaginary parents?
Because his last parents existed.
He was a head of his class... Mom always says, "Stay ahead!"
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert?
He was stuffed.
Thing to say during sex, "grab his dick and twist it!"
What did the 90s rocker Space Engineer in multiplayer Miner yell at the Troll stealing his stuff?
"Hey! give me my Nickelback!"
Why did the person peel his skin off? Because he wanted to.
What did the bull tell his son before it went for college?
Bye-son.
My friend says, "Time flies when having fun," so when he was gaming, I threw his clock to test that theory.
Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.
Knock, knock.
(Whoโs there?)
Roger.
(Roger who?)
Roger walks away, silently sobbing, having realized his motherโs Alzheimerโs is getting worse!
What did the boy say to his fingers? I'm counting on you.
Why was the math book sad at the rapper?
Because it knew it couldn't count on his bars.
Why did the rapper become a pilot?
Because he wanted to take his flow to new heights!
What did the rapper say to his BLENDER?
"Mix it up, yo!"
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!