HI jokes

A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did.

His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation, and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

Because his wife changed the Wi-Fi password.

Why did my brother cross the road?

Because he was looking for his brain.

Why does Aaron have no friends? Because his spine is weird and he is fat.

Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers?

Hi, welcome to Mario's pizzeria/abortion clinic.

Where no fetus can beat us, and your loss is our sauce.

I asked my dad what his previous job was. He said: "I was a post until I met your mother."

How does a cow introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.

What made his beats so bad?

His name.

Hi meccool.

I bought my friend a rope for his birthday. He said it was the most violent book ever.

What did the orphan say to his mom?

Where are you?

Why didn't the pirate write a letter to his mom?

Are you kidding me?!?

Why couldn't the orphan use his iPhone 6?

He couldn't find the home button.

What did the 19-year-old say to the 12-year-old?

Wanna play Mario Smash Bros without Mario or his bros?

Hi 👋 I have some good idea 💡. What was the best game I’ve [played]?

Hi, how are you? Busy, busy today, and I have to...

Hi 👋 I have some good

Hi, I did not get your walk.

A dad and his son walk out to the middle of the woods armed only with a shovel and a lantern.

Son: "Dad, it's creepy out here!"

Dad: "You're complaining? I'm the one that has to leave the woods alone!"