Did i tell you I finally got my wife to scream during sex. Yeah you should have heard her the other day when I walked in on her.
Guy goes into the gas station says I need a box of rubbers with pesticide. The cashier said pesticide don't you mean spermicide? The guy says no! My old lady has had a bug up her ass all week and I am going to kill it.
My wife is so ugly when she was born. The doctor said I did everything I could but she pulled through anyways. When she was born the doctor hung himself with the umbilical cord. He pushed her back in said not done. The doctor slapped her mother. The doctor looked at her and said twins. He didn't know what end to slap. He threw her away and kept the after birth.
My wife is so fat! She wears high heels she strikes oil. When she sits around the house she really sits around the house. Everytime she turns around it's her birthday.
My wife is so fat. She buys her close at Tent & Awning!
My wife is the only person that has missing posters attached to her ass.
My wife is so fat. I took her to the Macy's day parade. They attached ropes to her.
My wife is so fat. She gets home her ass gets home a half hour later.
My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon she fell in and got stuck!
I once was playing with my friend and roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. i broke up with her and unfriended him then i saw my mom and my uncle crying! Me be like : ;-;
yo mama so fat when she falls 999 have to call a crane to pick her up
An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree which one hits the ground first Apple cuz The Noose stops her
my grandma unplugged the internet cable so i unplugged her life support
my grandma told me i was next at my brothers wedding so i told her she was next at her husband's funeral
Me: "Hey get my joke on that timeline." Her: "No."
I was going to listen to a funny comment about abortion. But her joke was crap.
Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her-Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was there mother
Yo mama so fat her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does
Your sister’s so short she needs to roll up her panties
When is the only time Kamala Harris is using her head? When she is giving it.
