New Her Jokes - Page 123 - Worst Jokes Ever

Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.

What is a similarity between a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her?

They both are thinking, "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"

Yo mama is so ugly, when there was a tornado, the tornado refused to suck her up.

What’s pink, nine inches, and makes my wife cry when I shove it down her throat?

Her Miscarriage.

How do you get a hippie chick pregnant?

You cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.

Yo mama is so slow, when she stepped on the highway they had to order a crane to come move her from starting traffic.

My girlfriend asked me to tell a joke. I told her to look in the mirror.

We never met again.

Why did Brandon's mum chase him with a knife? Because he didn't let her cum first!

A girl comes home and finds her dad and 4-year-old brother on the sofa. She says, "Dad, why is he wearing that face mask?"

The dad buckles his belt and says, "There's more for you, hunny."

Yo mama so stupid that, when she heard about cookies on the internet, she ate her computer.

Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.

Last Halloween, I went dressed as a woman. When I rang the doorbell, an elderly woman opened it, and I made a grunting noise and knocked the bowl of candy out of her hands.

She immediately called the police and told them exactly what happened. The officer pulled me aside and asked me a few questions. First, he asked if my parents were here, and I said nothing. Concerned by my answer, he then asked if I was okay, so I said nothing. He asked me what my name was, and I responded, "Hellen Keller."