Why doesn't Hellen Kellers boyfriend like having sex with her? Cause she just lies there lime she's dead.
How does Hellen Keller smell. Pretty bad she's dead!
Why does Hellen Keller loom in the toilet after taking a poop? Nobody knows!
what is hellen keller's favorite color
velcro
Q:What was hellen kellers favorite game as a kid A:musical chairs
I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs.... But no doors
How did Hellen Keller’s parents punish her? They handed her a basketball as told her to “read this book”.
Did yo uhear about Hellen Keller falling down the well? She screamed her little fingers off
Hellen Keller once said, ̈love is not something you see or hear, it is something you feel ̈ but of course she said it like this ̈fbfebsovbforbw urbwbwvorb ̈
How do you punish Hellen Keller? Leave the plunger in the toilet
Do you know Hellen Keller Yes Did you know she had a dog...... Neither did she
Last halloween i went dressed as a woman. When i rang the doorbell an elderly woman opened and i made grunting noise and knocked the bowl of candy out of her hands. She immediately called the police and told them excactly what happened. The officer pulled me aside and asked me a few questions. First he asked are your parents here and i said nothing. Concerned by my answer he then asked if i was ok so i said nothing. He asked me what my name and i responded, "Hellen Keller.
Two guys are on the playground one guys says too the other “did you know that Hellen Keller had a play ground in her backyard” the other guy said “no” the first guy says “neither did she
How do you punish Hellen Keller? you stick a toilet plunger in the toilet
Why cant Helen Keller have kids? It went up to far
How does Hellen Keller drive?
With one hand on the wheel and the other on the road.
What's Hellen Keller call her dog?
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