Hellenic jokes
Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?
I'm sure you would run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf.
When Helen Keller tries singing the national anthem at the Super Bowl,
Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa.
I wrote a book called "Endless Love."
It’s about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller.
How does Hellen Keller meet men?
She goes on blind dates.
Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with only one hand?
A: She moans with the other.
Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?
What is the name of Hellen Keller's dog?
NYAHHH NYAHH NYUUUU NYAAHHHAADUUDU!
Why did Hellen Keller's dogs run away?
Because wouldn't you runway too if your name was djhdhekdndyekedhekekfjkfurir?
How do you beat Hellen Keller in musical chairs?
You move the chairs.
How do you kill Hellen Keller?
Take her on a walk off a cliff.
Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.
Man: Ouch!
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?
No?
Well neither did she.
Helen threw up gang signs her whole life and didn't know.
Helen Keller def faked it.
You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.
You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.
Why did Helen Keller sign the n-word?
She thought she was black.
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she is a girl.