Hellenic jokes
Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?
I'm sure you would run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf.
I wrote a book called "Endless Love."
It’s about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller.
How does Hellen Keller meet men?
She goes on blind dates.
What is the name of Hellen Keller's dog?
NYAHHH NYAHH NYUUUU NYAAHHHAADUUDU!
Why did Hellen Keller's dogs run away?
Because wouldn't you runway too if your name was djhdhekdndyekedhekekfjkfurir?
How do you beat Hellen Keller in musical chairs?
You move the chairs.
How do you kill Hellen Keller?
Take her on a walk off a cliff.
Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.
Man: Ouch!
(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?
No?
Well neither did she.
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
Hellen Keller walked into a bar... then a table... then a chair.
What was Hellen Keller's dog's name?
Durrrrrrrr.
Why did Hellen hate when her dad yelled at her?
Oh wait, she didn’t know! 🤣🤣
Did you know Hellen Keller had a doll house in her backyard? Neither did she.
I told Hellen Keller it was a hair dryer, little did she know it was a Glock.
Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.
Also, I have the same Birthday as her, so I have the pass.
What did Hellen Keller do when she fell in a hole?
She screamed until her hands got tired.
Q: What was Hellen Keller's favorite game as a kid?
A: Musical chairs.
I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs... but no doors.
Did you hear about Hellen Keller falling down the well?
She screamed her little fingers off.