Hellenic jokes
I told Hellen Keller it was a hair dryer, little did she know it was a Glock.
Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?
I'm sure you would run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf.
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
Did you know Hellen Keller had a doll house in her backyard? Neither did she.
Why did Hellen Keller's dogs run away?
Because wouldn't you runway too if your name was djhdhekdndyekedhekekfjkfurir?
Last Halloween, I went dressed as a woman. When I rang the doorbell, an elderly woman opened it, and I made a grunting noise and knocked the bowl of candy out of her hands.
She immediately called the police and told them exactly what happened. The officer pulled me aside and asked me a few questions. First, he asked if my parents were here, and I said nothing. Concerned by my answer, he then asked if I was okay, so I said nothing. He asked me what my name was, and I responded, "Hellen Keller."
How do you beat Hellen Keller in musical chairs?
You move the chairs.
Did you hear about Hellen Keller falling down the well?
She screamed her little fingers off.
Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.
Also, I have the same Birthday as her, so I have the pass.
I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs... but no doors.
What did Hellen Keller do when she fell in a hole?
She screamed until her hands got tired.
Why did Hellen hate when her dad yelled at her?
Oh wait, she didn’t know! 🤣🤣
How do you kill Hellen Keller?
Take her on a walk off a cliff.
(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?
No?
Well neither did she.
Hellen Keller walked into a bar... then a table... then a chair.
What was Hellen Keller's dog's name?
Durrrrrrrr.
What is the name of Hellen Keller's dog?
NYAHHH NYAHH NYUUUU NYAAHHHAADUUDU!
What does Hellen Keller call her dog?
"NAUSHFBUYGWF"
Two guys are on the playground. One guy says to the other, "Did you know that Hellen Keller had a playground in her backyard?" The other guy said, "No." The first guy says, "Neither did she."
How does Hellen Keller meet men?
She goes on blind dates.