Hellenic jokes
What is the name of Hellen Keller's dog?
NYAHHH NYAHH NYUUUU NYAAHHHAADUUDU!
I wrote a book called "Endless Love."
It’s about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller.
What was Hellen Keller's dog's name?
Durrrrrrrr.
Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.
Man: Ouch!
Two guys are on the playground. One guy says to the other, "Did you know that Hellen Keller had a playground in her backyard?" The other guy said, "No." The first guy says, "Neither did she."
How does Hellen Keller meet men?
She goes on blind dates.
How do you beat Hellen Keller in musical chairs?
You move the chairs.
Why did Hellen hate when her dad yelled at her?
Oh wait, she didn’t know! 🤣🤣
How do you kill Hellen Keller?
Take her on a walk off a cliff.
Why did Hellen Keller's dogs run away?
Because wouldn't you runway too if your name was djhdhekdndyekedhekekfjkfurir?
What does Hellen Keller call her dog?
"NAUSHFBUYGWF"
Hellen Keller once said, "love is not something you see or hear, it is something you feel," but of course she said it like this "fbfebsovbforbw urbwbwvorb."
Q: What was Hellen Keller's favorite game as a kid?
A: Musical chairs.
(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?
No?
Well neither did she.
I told Hellen Keller it was a hair dryer, little did she know it was a Glock.
How does Hellen Keller drive?
With one hand on the wheel and the other on the road.
Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.
Also, I have the same Birthday as her, so I have the pass.
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?
I'm sure you would run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf.
I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs... but no doors.