What did Hellen Keller do when she fell in a hole.
She screamed until her hands got tired.
Hellen keller picked up a cheese grater, it was the most violent story she'd ever read.
what is hellen keller's favorite color
velcro
Hellen Keller walked into a bar... then a table... then a chair
How did Hellen Keller’s parents punish her? They handed her a basketball as told her to “read this book”.
How does Hellen Keller drive?
With one hand on the wheel and the other on the road.
Last halloween i went dressed as a woman. When i rang the doorbell an elderly woman opened and i made grunting noise and knocked the bowl of candy out of her hands. She immediately called the police and told them excactly what happened. The officer pulled me aside and asked me a few questions. First he asked are your parents here and i said nothing. Concerned by my answer he then asked if i was ok so i said nothing. He asked me what my name and i responded, "Hellen Keller.
Why did Hellen Keller sign the n-word?
She thought she was black
Q:What was hellen kellers favorite game as a kid A:musical chairs
hellen threw up gang signs her whole life and didnt know
Why doesn't Hellen Kellers kid have ears? She gave it it's first hair cut!
Two guys are on the playground one guys says too the other “did you know that Hellen Keller had a play ground in her backyard” the other guy said “no” the first guy says “neither did she
How do u shut Hellen Keller up
U give her mittens
How does Hellen Keller meet men? She goes on blind dates.
Did you know hellen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? Neither did she
How did Hellen Keller lose her arm? She tried to read the stop sign at 100 MPH
Why did Hellen Keller's dog commit suicide? Well i wouldn't want to be name asdjasdjasdak either.
Why cant Hellen Keller drive?
Because she is a girl
What's Hellen Keller call her dog?
NAUSHFBUYGWF
When Hellen Keller tries singing the national anthem at the Super Bowl
Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa
