Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls. Man: Ouch
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony stuck a feather in her hat and called it an
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I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs.... But no doors
How do you punish Hellen Keller? Leave the plunger in the toilet
Q: Why does Hellen Keller masturbate with only one hand? A: She moans with the other.
Last halloween i went dressed as a woman. When i rang the doorbell an elderly woman opened and i made grunting noise and knocked the bowl of candy out of her hands. She immediately called the police and told them excactly what happened. The officer pulled me aside and asked me a few questions. First he asked are your parents here and i said nothing. Concerned by my answer he then asked if i was ok so i said nothing. He asked me what my name and i responded, "Hellen Keller.
Hellen Keller once said, ̈love is not something you see or hear, it is something you feel ̈ but of course she said it like this ̈fbfebsovbforbw urbwbwvorb ̈
I wrote a book called Endless Love
It’s about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller
what is the name of Hellen Keller's dog?
NYAHHH NYAHH NYUUUU NYAAHHHAADUUDU!
(1968)- Hellen Keller died didn’t you hear? No? Well neither did she..
How do you punish Hellen Keller? you stick a toilet plunger in the toilet
Why cant Helen Keller have kids? It went up to far
How did hellen Keller know she went to hell? SHE DIDNT
Did yo uhear about Hellen Keller falling down the well? She screamed her little fingers off
Why doesn't Hellen Kellers boyfriend like having sex with her? Cause she just lies there lime she's dead.
Why are Hellen Keller jokes so funny? Because she’s blind and deaf.
you failed hellen kellers speech class? its okay shes not a very good speaker.
Q-How did Hellen Keller break her wrist?
A-Reading road signs
Put Hellen Keller in Gorge Floyd’s position. How is she cry out for help would she just moan or would she try to do sign language?
How do you beat Hellen Keller in musical chairs
You move the chairs
you didn't know that hellen keller is dead? its fine neither does she