Hellenic jokes
How do you kill Hellen Keller?
Take her on a walk off a cliff.
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs... but no doors.
When Helen Keller tries singing the national anthem at the Super Bowl,
Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa.
How do you punish Helen Keller?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Helen threw up gang signs her whole life and didn't know.
Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with only one hand?
A: She moans with the other.
Hellen Keller once said, "love is not something you see or hear, it is something you feel," but of course she said it like this "fbfebsovbforbw urbwbwvorb."
Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?
I'm sure you would run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf.
What is the name of Hellen Keller's dog?
NYAHHH NYAHH NYUUUU NYAAHHHAADUUDU!
I wrote a book called "Endless Love."
It’s about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller.
Why did Hellen Keller's dogs run away?
Because wouldn't you runway too if your name was djhdhekdndyekedhekekfjkfurir?
How do you punish Helen Keller? You stick a toilet plunger in the toilet.
Why can't Helen Keller have kids? It went up too far.
How did Helen Keller know she went to hell?
She didn't.
Did you hear about Hellen Keller falling down the well?
She screamed her little fingers off.
Why doesn't Helen Keller's boyfriend like having sex with her?
'Cause she just lies there like she's dead.
You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
Q: How did Helen Keller break her wrist?
A: Reading road signs.
How do you beat Hellen Keller in musical chairs?
You move the chairs.