Hellenic jokes
(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?
No?
Well neither did she.
You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.
How do you beat Hellen Keller in musical chairs?
You move the chairs.
Helen Keller def faked it.
I told Hellen Keller it was a hair dryer, little did she know it was a Glock.
Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.
Also, I have the same Birthday as her, so I have the pass.
What was Hellen Keller's dog's name?
Durrrrrrrr.
Why does Helen Keller loom in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!
Why did Hellen hate when her dad yelled at her?
Oh wait, she didn’t know! 🤣🤣
Helen Keller can use Hodled's words because they are so bad.
Do you know how to confuse Helen Keller?
Put her in a room and tell her to find the corner.
Why can’t Helen Keller drive? She’s dead.
Why is Helen Keller's snatch always sore?
She wipes with a Brillo pad.
How does Helen Keller smell?
Pretty bad, she's dead!
Why did you scream? Oh... Helen Keller tried to cook... 😨
Do you know Helen Keller?
Yes.
Did you know she had a dog?...... Neither did she!
Helen Keller, more like hell 'n killer.